An Ohio woman was arrested after her pet raccoon was found holding a meth pipe to its mouth in her car during a routine traffic stop.
Wha..?
Victoria Vidal, 55, was pulled over in Akron by a Springfield Township Police officer on Monday after it was determined that she had an active warrant and a suspended driver's license, according to a post from the department. Upon approaching the vehicle, an officer 'made contact with the driver,' who was then detained 'without incident,' the post stated.
Makes a nice change for them.
'However, things took an unusual turn' when the officer returned to Vidal's car, the police department said. According to police, 'he observed a raccoon named "Chewy" sitting in the driver's seat with a meth pipe in its mouth.'
'Chewy had somehow gotten hold of a glass methamphetamine pipe, leading officers to further inspect the vehicle,' the post continued. The discovery prompted a search of the vehicle that turned up a significant quantity of meth, crack cocaine and three used glass pipes, police said.
Looks like Chewy is more rat than raccoon!
Even by the standards of the Mail, that’s a startlingly click-baity headline:
ReplyDelete‘Ohio woman arrested after being caught in disturbing act with 'Chewy' the Raccoon inside car’
I’m only surprised they didn’t put it behind the paywall, along with gems such as: ‘DEAR JANE: I caught my teen daughter doing something sickening in our backyard... but all her female friends do it too’.
A quick trip straight to the comments (we all have weak moments) suggested a general air of disappointment among subscribers: ‘She was vaping, people: so what? At the very least, I thought she’d have been taking a dump or something!’
Do Mail reporters get special training in doing this? It’s depressing how long a ‘news’ site can continue when its main aim seems to be trolling its readers.
Maybe they don't need to train them, maybe they come pre-wrecked?
DeleteIt probably didn't rat her out on purpose, it didn't know what it was doing, as it was so smacked of it's 12 tits
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DeleteMaybe it's a generational thing in Akron, would explain the music of Devo...
ReplyDeleteJust YouTubed some of that, and yes, it would explain a lot!
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