tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post1694319821394671185..comments2024-03-28T13:48:13.606+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: So….That Proposed New Dangerous Dogs Legislation…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-59770208885389565202013-07-05T05:19:54.489+01:002013-07-05T05:19:54.489+01:00"I suppose it's slightly better than a 50...<i>"I suppose it's slightly better than a 50/50 chance that the mutt bites the criminal first."</i> <br /><br />He should be <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4957113/We-find-the-nations-chubbiest-police-officer.html" rel="nofollow">well ahead of the pursuers</a>...<br /><br /><i>"That would make them... wolves."</i><br /><br />:DJuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-72649477336388574112013-07-04T01:34:32.774+01:002013-07-04T01:34:32.774+01:00Warning labels on dogs.
And plain packaging.
Tha...Warning labels on dogs.<br /><br />And plain packaging.<br /><br />That would make them... wolves.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-63898119292609199032013-07-03T19:20:17.274+01:002013-07-03T19:20:17.274+01:00@ WC Jaded.
I am so glad you enjoyed the 'lit...@ WC Jaded.<br /><br />I am so glad you enjoyed the 'little sketch'. So did l.<br /><br />Production of the situation dialogue took hours...but hey, I spat out the pills and was obliged to amuse myself during another long camisole confinement.<br /><br /><br />MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-26482938085385666462013-07-03T17:43:39.558+01:002013-07-03T17:43:39.558+01:00Absolutely hilarious Melvin,how long did the nurse...Absolutely hilarious Melvin,how long did the nurse give you the laptop for you to invent that little sketch?<br />Jaded<br />PS look up a Vincent Allen from Doncaster which is not a million miles from you,were you separated at birth?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-66181114922755992872013-07-03T17:05:00.313+01:002013-07-03T17:05:00.313+01:00Oh dear, Melvin is back after his period of volunt...Oh dear, Melvin is back after his period of voluntary respite in the Huddersfield Mental Health Unit. Great to see you back, as bonkers and bitter as ever!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-9382575124394266092013-07-03T15:09:21.299+01:002013-07-03T15:09:21.299+01:00Neither dog in the video had difficulty interpreti...Neither dog in the video had difficulty interpreting the body language - but a version in plod vernacular may assist uninformed uniformed readers, Julia.<br /><br />First armed tubby: "This is my best effort to conceal general cowardice and chronic cynophobia." <br /><br />Second armed tubby: "Does this gun make me look butch?" <br /><br />First armed tubby: "Only when you get it out, dear."<br /><br />Second armed tubby: "Take that you mangy hounds for scaring officer Adrian." <br /><br />First armed tubby: "What the...you nearly got one into me, you mad, mad dyke!"<br />Second armed tubby: "That'll be the day, Adrian. But I think a lucky round hit the big mutt, so you can come back now."<br />First armed tubby: "Get her!"<br />Second armed tubby: "Quit worrying and open the gate, yer big gay. I smell commendations if you can keep a 'straight' face."<br />MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-51238471514628603972013-07-03T12:35:25.997+01:002013-07-03T12:35:25.997+01:00"Meanwhile:
Armed police chased a member of ..."Meanwhile:<br /><br />Armed police chased a member of a suspected drugs gang through gardens after a car crash, a court heard. <br /><br />And if they’d encountered a dog in one of those gardens and been savaged ........."<br /><br />I suppose it's slightly better than a 50/50 chance that the mutt bites the criminal first.Joe Publichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07829909061904690380noreply@blogger.com