tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post1900893419038744460..comments2024-03-29T11:13:00.338+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: You Couldn't Make It Up...JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-1628253132785566352013-02-21T11:47:46.960+00:002013-02-21T11:47:46.960+00:00Not a place I'm familiar with...
Might just b...<i>Not a place I'm familiar with...</i><br /><br />Might just be me, but on the rare occasion I've been there I swear I can hear the sound of banjos (Deliverance style) being carried on the wind.John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-10329983458733908072013-02-21T05:27:39.457+00:002013-02-21T05:27:39.457+00:00"I hope he is suitably grateful to the friend...<i>"I hope he is suitably grateful to the friend who eventually dragged him to the hospital and probably saved him from fatal blood poisoning."</i> <br /><br />I'm not so sure I am!<br /><br /><i>"Ahhhhh - not "going equipped" of course, he probably just needed to carry rather a lot of rolling baccy"</i> <br /><br />Yes. That must be it.<br /><br /><i>"Colne?<br /><br />Oh that explains a lot."</i> <br /><br />Not a place I'm familiar with...JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-4254586289804177702013-02-20T17:34:32.146+00:002013-02-20T17:34:32.146+00:00Gosh. An utter moron.Gosh. An utter moron.MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-85223567781915298832013-02-20T14:41:55.315+00:002013-02-20T14:41:55.315+00:00It's called the M65 is it?
I thought it was &...It's called the M65 is it?<br /><br />I thought it was "The road to Boundary Mill"Fidel Cuntstrucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-91557713694503582792013-02-20T14:16:05.394+00:002013-02-20T14:16:05.394+00:00Colne?
Oh that explains a lot.
Over 20 years ago...Colne?<br /><br />Oh that explains a lot.<br /><br />Over 20 years ago they built the M65 so people could escape the place. Clearly those left behind found the big road too scary or difficult to navigate.John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-29665249765514150452013-02-20T10:42:51.993+00:002013-02-20T10:42:51.993+00:00Bunny,
It is one of those issues where a magistra...Bunny,<br /><br />It is one of those issues where a magistrate should say, 'you are devoid of any common sense and are utterly useless, therefore it gives us no pleasure to sentence you to death and we are firmly of the belief that the collective IQ of Colne will increase slightly.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-22085973349193442802013-02-20T09:48:10.990+00:002013-02-20T09:48:10.990+00:00You have to admit, though, this story does have a ...You have to admit, though, this story does have a certain <i>je nais se quoi</i><br /><br /><i>"Burnley magistrates heard on January 20, his partner said they had run out of hand rolling tobacco and he managed to get a wellington on his injured foot and went out in the snow"</i><br /><br />Such sacrifice - at 2:30AM! <br /><br />Nuffink too much for a devoted family man eh?<br /><br /><i>"He wanted some fresh air, went past past Matalan and saw the plastic box through the hole in the fence."</i><br /><br />Damn good eyesight too!<br /><br /><i>"The defendant had a rucksack and stolen property was found"</i><br /><br />Ahhhhh - not "going equipped" of course, he probably just needed to carry rather a lot of rolling baccyFidel Cuntstrucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-42504154078365557142013-02-20T09:39:28.931+00:002013-02-20T09:39:28.931+00:00I hope he is suitably grateful to the friend who e...I hope he is suitably grateful to the friend who eventually dragged him to the hospital and probably saved him from fatal blood poisoning.<br /><br /><i>'If there is one device that has 'Darwin Award' written all over it, it is surely the angle grinder (see <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jul/29/man-killed-barbecue-explosion" rel="nofollow">here</a> and <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/07/angle-grinder-rollerblades-hazardous-transportation/" rel="nofollow">here</a>, for examples).'</i><br /><br />(recycled from a post in November 2012 and as true now as it ever was)Macheathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04451439759398780345noreply@blogger.com