tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post259170435065146760..comments2024-03-29T11:13:00.338+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: What, that? That’s not a knife…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-81154706325332194622009-06-16T17:25:31.645+01:002009-06-16T17:25:31.645+01:00"Even if we went all John Lennon and imagined...<i>"Even if we went all John Lennon and imagined no possessions we would not be safe until our feet and fists could be genetically modified to be as hard as marshmallow."</i> <br /><br />There's probably someone putting in for a grant to study the feasability of this right now!<br /><br /><i>"Funnily enough the Spanish do not have a problem with knife crime."</i> <br /><br />They tend to have the sort of jails you really, <i>really</i> want to steer clear of too. I wonder if there's a connection?<br /><br /><i>"Yep, it would be hard to hurt someone with one of those!"</i> <br /><br />Lol! Plenty of angry Chinese cooks would disagree.. ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-68409583875732228242009-06-16T14:41:54.031+01:002009-06-16T14:41:54.031+01:00It's hard to believe no one has thought of a p...It's hard to believe no one has thought of a pointless knife before...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Global-G-50-20cm-Chinese-Chopper/dp/B000FMGUX4" rel="nofollow">Another knife</a><br /><br />Yep, it would be hard to hurt someone with one of those!Mr Potartohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08856169839194743543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-48839088397748016392009-06-16T12:29:38.084+01:002009-06-16T12:29:38.084+01:00Arrange the following into a well-known phrase or ...Arrange the following into a well-known phrase or saying:<br /><br />Wedge, end, thin of.<br /><br />If a few years, these will be the only knives you'll be able to buy legally.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-77387572748780867762009-06-16T12:27:32.958+01:002009-06-16T12:27:32.958+01:00Unbelievably stupid, isn't it?
In Spain there...Unbelievably stupid, isn't it?<br /><br />In Spain there are shops selling a wide range of amazing knives. You have to be over 18, but then you have to be over 18 to buy booze here!<br /><br />Funnily enough the Spanish do not have a problem with knife crime.Old BEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06974090439936326476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-45163295705760633432009-06-16T09:32:45.697+01:002009-06-16T09:32:45.697+01:00As I blogged here a knife that had no point would ...As I blogged <a href="http://angryexile.blogspot.com/2009/06/not-sharpest-knife-in-drawer.html" rel="nofollow">here</a> a knife that had no point would be a bit crap at piercing things. In our kitchen that means coring capsicums and opening plastic packets of fresh pasta. The latter occasionally does need a slight stabbing motion. So since I'd need something with a point anyway why would I buy knives without one? Would we be safe with one pointy knife and dozens of blunt ones in the house? Er... well given the hundreds of things around the house with which Mrs Exile and I could batter, slash, stab, burn or poison each other to death - and which also assumes we've lost the key to the gun cabinet by the way - I'd have to say no, we would not be safe. Even if we went all John Lennon and imagined no possessions we would not be safe until our feet and fists could be genetically modified to be as hard as marshmallow.<br /><br />So in short, a waste of everyone's time. If this tool got all knives made like this it would just mean gangs keeping the knife for cutting and adding a fork for stabbing. And pointing out the social faux pas of using a dessert fork for robbing mobile phones instead of a main will just get you stabbed again.Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.com