tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post2673709199211311182..comments2024-03-28T18:32:00.146+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Sunday FunniesJuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-14917587742665407982011-08-15T05:31:27.809+01:002011-08-15T05:31:27.809+01:00"Inspired brilliance."
Yes, the 'C...<i>"Inspired brilliance."</i> <br /><br />Yes, the 'Cracked' ream can bring it!<br /><br /><i>"On the plus side, the children are so exhausted after half a dozen goes that they never want to see another theme park again."</i> <br /><br />:DJuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-18690452536595097732011-08-14T11:04:48.789+01:002011-08-14T11:04:48.789+01:00Thanks for a most entertaining bit of Sunday readi...Thanks for a most entertaining bit of Sunday reading!<br /><br />Re MTG's comment, down in Coornwall where I used to live, the favoured way to induce an overdue birth is to ride the roller coaster at the local theme park then stop off for a curry on the way home - works every time!<br /><br />As for what Cracked say about the New Jersey alpine ride - <i>'Cutting out seat belts and technicians from the budget probably made this one of the cheapest rides ever'</i> - I think I can do better.<br /><br />A place we visited in France prides itself on being one of the cheapest theme parks ever - its mission statement was be cheap enough for local families to afford regular days out there.<br /><br />Thus most of the rides are attendant-free and rely on child-power to get them moving, including a vast and <i>incredibly</i> heavy metal swingboat and, of course, the water flume; you pick up your heavy plastic sled at the bottom of an immense spiral staircase and carry it yourself all the way to the top, where a garden hose is spraying water down the track.<br /><br />On the plus side, the children are so exhausted after half a dozen goes that they never want to see another theme park again.Macheathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04451439759398780345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-14593249464712862072011-08-14T09:17:59.821+01:002011-08-14T09:17:59.821+01:00"...the ride was so violent it aborted your u..."...the ride was so violent it aborted your unborn children even if you had a penis...."<br /><br />Inspired brilliance.MTGnoreply@blogger.com