tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post4165841315701559230..comments2024-03-28T18:32:00.146+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: There’s A Time And Place To Open Your Mouth…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-54129974954600223622013-06-15T07:05:26.784+01:002013-06-15T07:05:26.784+01:00I would have blown cigar smoke over the little dea...I would have blown cigar smoke over the little dears and greeted them with "Now then, now then, now then.."<br /><br />-all while waving sweetly at the local news crew covering the event.<br /><br />The Blocked Dwarfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-24780411163236983892013-06-14T19:59:40.605+01:002013-06-14T19:59:40.605+01:00"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?&q...<i>"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"</i>Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-83171156166580840732013-06-14T17:51:02.649+01:002013-06-14T17:51:02.649+01:00Oh I'd take the opportunity of being questione...Oh I'd take the opportunity of being questioned by the children. It would be a perfect opportunity to explain to them that the police can be stupid too; that, broadly speaking, adults know far more about life than children and that the children are in school to learn not to be used to punish adults etc etc. I think at that point the "public servants" would stop the exercise.Umbongonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-9592081311065095832013-06-14T17:16:27.903+01:002013-06-14T17:16:27.903+01:00A rich seam here:
"Why did you dwive so fast?...A rich seam here:<br />"Why did you dwive so fast? I's dangewous!"<br />"You're a big ploppy pants and I bet you smell like poo. Poo-man poo-man nyah nyah nyah"<br /><br />I'll take the children, please, officer! Can I take this one home with me to stop me doing it again?<br /><br />I have a better idea:<br /><i>drivers were given the chance (sic) to receive a £60 fine and three penalty points or be shown an upskirt photo of Jo Brand. </i>Twenty_Rothmansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-87581511050592307552013-06-14T14:04:44.447+01:002013-06-14T14:04:44.447+01:00... drivers were given the chance to receive a £60...<i>... drivers were given the chance to receive a £60 fine and three penalty points or be questioned by the children about their poor driving.</i><br /><br />Or, I assume, be summoned to court whereby you could plead not guilty to committing acts of wilful publicity and the waste of taxpayer funds.John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-16135601100799240842013-06-14T13:19:15.485+01:002013-06-14T13:19:15.485+01:00why not place the offenders in some stocks and hav...why not place the offenders in some stocks and have the cheeeldren pelt them with rotten fruit and cow dung? <br /><br />How bizarre.<br /><br />Give a bollocking (informal warning) or of the driver is an arsehoile, give them a ticketAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com