tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post4569322596885161476..comments2024-03-28T11:27:25.537+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Go To Work On An Egg A Motivational Statement!JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-45949568066159693392010-05-28T05:36:04.560+01:002010-05-28T05:36:04.560+01:00"Even if they really were necessary, surely t...<i>"Even if they really were necessary, surely they could just have printed some stickers on the office printer and stuck those on the boxes."</i> <br /><br />You'd think, wouldn't ou?<br /><br /><i>"If I were just sitting down to relax, possibly for the only time all day, the last thing I would want to see would be an odious offialeeze slogan staring at me."</i> <br /><br />Indeed. What happened to 'quality time'?<br /><br /><i>"If that's American style then I can see why they are so keen on going on workplace killing sprees."</i> <br /><br />Heh!<br /><br /><i>"No focus groups? No measurement of success or failure?"</i><br /><br />Most measurements make damn sure, by dint of careful manipulation of the method, that failure isn't an option...<br /><br /><i>"I'm assuming that you haven't seen the anonymous surveys that GMP send out every couple of months.<br /><br />You know, the ones that ask for your full postcode. And have police officers knocking on your door to 'remind' you to fill them out?"</i><br /><br />No, and just as well! There might be a breach of the peace should that happen here...JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-48075031513220500152010-05-28T01:23:57.496+01:002010-05-28T01:23:57.496+01:00I'm assuming that you haven't seen the ano...I'm assuming that you haven't seen the anonymous surveys that GMP send out every couple of months.<br /><br />You know, the ones that ask for your full postcode. And have police officers knocking on your door to 'remind' you to fill them out?<br /><br />I'm betting that particular piece of idiocy costs a lot more than £2400Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12709357304330234872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-54244599363155507302010-05-27T10:59:25.253+01:002010-05-27T10:59:25.253+01:00Wot? No focus groups? No measurement of success or...Wot? No focus groups? No measurement of success or failure? these bozos aren't doing their job and certainly aren't constructing motivational processes properly. If there is no measurement you cannot judge value for money!Dr Evilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176521760477086914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-83237661678357918282010-05-27T10:27:12.554+01:002010-05-27T10:27:12.554+01:00"But police in Manchester have been given a h...<i>"But police in Manchester have been given a helping hand after bosses printed American-style slogans on their breakfast cereal boxes."</i><br /><br />If that's American style then I can see why they are so keen on going on workplace killing sprees.Rosshttp://fountain.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-84580007740077438042010-05-27T09:57:35.846+01:002010-05-27T09:57:35.846+01:00How I wish I had read this topic before commenting...How I wish I had read this topic before commenting elsewhere on the parallel universe theory. <br /><br />My conclusion that we had already established ideal lives somewhere, failed to take account of our police. Plod will need n+1 attempts to get things right.MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-50725089896069907972010-05-27T09:32:17.370+01:002010-05-27T09:32:17.370+01:00What a dreary fool must have thought that one up a...What a dreary fool must have thought that one up and the police bloggs make it clear that complaints about progressive initiatives are unwelcome and will not help career advancement.<br /><br />If I were just sitting down to relax, possibly for the only time all day, the last thing I would want to see would be an odious offialeeze slogan staring at me.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-76007498158381730122010-05-27T09:16:01.213+01:002010-05-27T09:16:01.213+01:00Therein lies the skill.
Waste some money on a use...Therein lies the skill.<br /><br />Waste some money on a useless project one year; then, "save' that project's budget by scrapping it, the following year!Joe Publichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07829909061904690380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-20998574842504379432010-05-27T09:06:47.343+01:002010-05-27T09:06:47.343+01:00£2400? Jeez. Even if they really were necessary, s...£2400? Jeez. Even if they really were necessary, surely they could just have printed some stickers on the office printer and stuck those on the boxes.<br />And it doen't matter what the financial climate was like when they did it. A waste of money is a waste of money in any financial climate.Buckohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169970711606515445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-47241404001498672612010-05-27T08:55:56.362+01:002010-05-27T08:55:56.362+01:00They were designed to show - in a more eye-catchin...They were designed to show - in a more eye-catching format than a simple poster - what officers and staff should be doing to improve public confidence in the policing and the delivery of the 'policing pledge.<br /><br />Ohh, did they say stuff like "Stop wasting money on pointless drivel", "Get off your behind and go catch a criminal" and "Don't drive 110 mph to deliver a birthday card to get the last doughnuts" then?Jiksnoreply@blogger.com