tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post545660553624264271..comments2024-03-28T16:59:30.099+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Not Good Enough For The Throne, Ma’am?JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-26371690165268666252019-04-07T07:30:17.869+01:002019-04-07T07:30:17.869+01:00"I'd buy a stock embellished with likenes...<i>"I'd buy a stock embellished with likenesses of May, Hammond, Corbyn, Gina Miller, Juncker et al."</i><br /><br />Marketing opportunity!<br /><br /><i>"...a short term boost to the circulation figures of the dead tree press."</i><br /><br />Why limit it to the dead tree press? Tablet screens are washable on some models... ;)<br /><br /><i>"More people pretending to be a jourmnalist:<br />"Palette" or "pallet"..."</i><br /><br />Ooh, this is a very common error!<br /><br /><i>"During times of drought and famine, the once-used cobs are rinsed and re-used, again and again."</i><br /><br />Eeeewwww!<br /><br /><i>"what did the ancestors of those Africans use before the discovery of the New World, Steve, me ol' china?"</i><br /><br />I'm sure there must be some African native flora that offers the same, errr, experience? Giant lobelia?<br />JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-79486374752054002752019-03-27T15:51:07.319+00:002019-03-27T15:51:07.319+00:00Corn cob? Blimey. We bought a toilet brush last we...Corn cob? Blimey. We bought a toilet brush last week, but after a few days I found it a bit rough and went back to using Andrex ...<br /><br />Incidentally, as corn on the cob is South American originally, what did the ancestors of those Africans use before the discovery of the New World, Steve, me ol' china?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-19798980374743403722019-03-27T14:14:03.712+00:002019-03-27T14:14:03.712+00:00Steve,
Does it work with artichokes?
PenseivatSteve,<br />Does it work with artichokes? <br />PenseivatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-27606380511522272692019-03-26T23:16:45.226+00:002019-03-26T23:16:45.226+00:00A corn-cob, once boiled and having had the kernels...A corn-cob, once boiled and having had the kernels eaten, is usually thrown away. In Africa, the cooked and stripped cob is retained, dried and then used as a very satisfactory substitute for toilet paper. During times of drought and famine, the once-used cobs are rinsed and re-used, again and again.selsey.stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12531315051208210724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-21905543095520973112019-03-26T14:00:44.769+00:002019-03-26T14:00:44.769+00:00Too potentially dangerous for the Queen. Give it t...Too potentially dangerous for the Queen. Give it to the kids<br /><br />I like it...Buckohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169970711606515445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-91021667768802839792019-03-26T11:51:04.370+00:002019-03-26T11:51:04.370+00:00More people pretending to be a jourmnalist:
"...More people pretending to be a jourmnalist:<br />"Palette" or "pallet" - one is rough and heavy, the other is part of the mouth. In an ideal world a journalist would know the difference (or at least know how to check).Nemisishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16932344455270031032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-2228312893228626072019-03-26T10:45:02.606+00:002019-03-26T10:45:02.606+00:00A shortage of toilet paper could give a short term...A shortage of toilet paper could give a short term boost to the circulation figures of the dead tree press. See, Brexit isn't all doom and gloom. :-)Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13006890073202758172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-14970482987876344652019-03-26T09:41:30.579+00:002019-03-26T09:41:30.579+00:00Wo ist das Scheißhaus mit deutschem Toilettenpapie...Wo ist das Scheißhaus mit deutschem Toilettenpapier?<br /><br />I imagine that Her Majesty gets a large number of gifts, wanted or not. I can imagine that the consumption of toilet paper by the Royal Establishment and its lackeys is enormous. Frankly, I can imagine that the gift would have been more welcomed if each sheet contained an aphorism in, say, Arabic, or a picture of some sort that could not normally be published without an outcry by the usual suspects. I'd buy a stock embellished with likenesses of May, Hammond, Corbyn, Gina Miller, Juncker et al.<br /><br />It would also seem appropriate that the somewhat Germanic anus was cleansed with a Germanic product. There's also a great connection between anuses and the Germans. Readers of a certain age would remember that Richmal Crompton's 'Just William' was said to be 'speaking German' when he was obviously breaking wind - a Bowdlerism that we have sadly lost.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com