tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post559237969983331093..comments2024-03-18T15:08:44.116+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: I'll Save You The Trouble, Shall I?JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-9388803303853680462010-03-28T10:26:39.258+01:002010-03-28T10:26:39.258+01:00In response to MTG, here's what I'd do...
...In response to MTG, here's what I'd do...<br /><br />For starters I'd make sure that entry points were properly manned at all times and with staff that could actually give a f*ck. <br /><br />I'd also ensure that they were polite to travellers and had enough basic manners not to swear in response to the question "Good book is it?"<br /><br />I'm irritated that the French (for example) can manage to be polite and helpful whereas UKBA are just gits.<br /><br />wv: nativernbcnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-44922274090827902582010-03-28T06:50:23.840+01:002010-03-28T06:50:23.840+01:00"Wouldn't we be better off paying Algeria...<i>"Wouldn't we be better off paying Algeria to serve his full sentence in their prisons as soon as he was found guilty? "</i> <br /><br />Wouldn't we be better off paying Algeria to see that he has an unfortunate accident while in jail there?<br /><br /><i>"If we placed you in charge of border control JuliaM, you would stop such repetitions by doing precisely - what?"</i><br /><br />See above... ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-73901284373121562892010-03-27T19:17:02.167+00:002010-03-27T19:17:02.167+00:00I've just had a thought. I once kicked a footb...I've just had a thought. I once kicked a football and broke a window. Do you think I should fess up to the Border Agency and ask them to deport me?<br /><br />St Lucia would be nice but I'd settle for the Seychelles.John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-62851934497883716562010-03-27T17:53:27.701+00:002010-03-27T17:53:27.701+00:00"...two thefts and asking for five similar of..."...two thefts and asking for five similar offences to be taken into consideration...."<br /><br />So, do that in a few Arab countreys I've been in and he wouldn't have many limbs left.<br /><br />Mind you, they didn't have much crime.Kevin Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-69795411352205278212010-03-27T17:11:45.293+00:002010-03-27T17:11:45.293+00:00If we placed you in charge of border control Julia...If we placed you in charge of border control JuliaM, you would stop such repetitions by doing precisely - what?MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-48486289696239430232010-03-27T17:01:06.569+00:002010-03-27T17:01:06.569+00:00Spend our taxes:
- keeping him in a cushy UK priso...Spend our taxes:<br />- keeping him in a cushy UK prison<br />- bribing him to leave the uk<br />. paying window-lickers to find out why he would repeat this?<br /><br />Wouldn't we be better off paying Algeria to serve his full sentence in their prisons as soon as he was found guilty? <br /><br />That way he goes straight there and into prison - no option to come straight back. If he gets out we stop paying Algeria.<br /><br />Of course we'd need some means of monitoring to make sure he stayed in prison. Something along the lines of Big Brother perhaps?<br /><br />This won't happen though - he's more likely to become an MP.DerekPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-20202090780896232872010-03-27T16:50:47.484+00:002010-03-27T16:50:47.484+00:00"...a pack of bumbling incompetents who could..."<i>...a pack of bumbling incompetents who couldn't find your own anuses with both hands and a torch...</i>"<br /><br />A disquieting allusion, Julia. I find myself speculating on how they might deploy the torch.<br /><br />wv: <i><b>shisall</b></i> <br /> <br />Hmm, I'm sure that would make quite a good expletive, or perhaps it's one of the less well-known Yiddish terms for an idiot.Edwin Greenwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03639193560457674072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-50374710618817094472010-03-27T16:45:50.413+00:002010-03-27T16:45:50.413+00:00This is just typical. I actually know East Europea...This is just typical. I actually know East Europeans (Romanians) that have fake Irish Passports that they regularly use. No word of a lie... that's how easy the Border Police are fooled.Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07165615283953837706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-79264776703815930632010-03-27T12:53:39.129+00:002010-03-27T12:53:39.129+00:00Have an enquiry? Busy doing nothing? Laughable? ...Have an enquiry? Busy doing nothing? Laughable? No, simply depressing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com