tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post6044656212759729523..comments2024-03-28T13:48:13.606+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: And All Because The Burgled Housewife Loves ‘Milk Tray’…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-37311418084161918242009-11-26T07:36:58.544+00:002009-11-26T07:36:58.544+00:00"I suspect that florists are going to experie...<i>"I suspect that florists are going to experience a sudden rise in shop lifting very soon."</i> <br /><br />Heh!<br /><br /><i>"what about a real clip round the ear?"</i> <br /><br />That would really be going back to old-fashioned policing!<br /><br /><i>"Look at that phrase.<br />Think how it might be understood in the context of this idiotic country with its idiotic senior police officers."</i> <br /><br />Frightening, isn't it? The words themselves are English, but the meaning that'll be taken from them is anyone's guess..<br /><br /><i>"...we would have an incident for which the cops wouldn't know who to turn to - a florist or a proctologist."</i> <br /><br />Better not make them roses, then.. ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-18626515476982696722009-11-25T22:44:57.482+00:002009-11-25T22:44:57.482+00:00If someone burgled my house then turned up with a ...If someone burgled my house then turned up with a bunch o posies from the service station then we would have an incident for which the cops wouldn't know who to turn to - a florist or a proctologist.<br /><br />I of course would go to jail.Nick Mhttp://www.countingcats.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-17572041952148110152009-11-25T17:51:44.609+00:002009-11-25T17:51:44.609+00:00'common-sense community resolution'
Look ...'common-sense community resolution'<br /><br />Look at that phrase. <br />Think how it might be understood in the context of this idiotic country with its idiotic senior police officers.<br />Every way you reorder those words in the UK of 2009 you come up with something utterly daft.<br /><br />If you want a vision of the future, it's a trainer stamping on a human face forever and a pair of police boots taking victim statements, DNA samples 'for elimination purposes,' and checking the victims' houses for signs of unsuitable parenting methods.<br /><br />Oh, and does anyone else remember when 'resolution' meant the grit to stand to the end and to carry out whatever duty was needed, in the service of country or justice, rather than 'a whitewash' or 'boxes ticked' and 'lessons learned'?North Northwesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10990919627286136085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-7601843085459920312009-11-25T14:27:10.265+00:002009-11-25T14:27:10.265+00:00what about a real clip round the ear?what about a real clip round the ear?roymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11040387761432476794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-50734129156987721892009-11-25T13:00:31.491+00:002009-11-25T13:00:31.491+00:00I suspect that florists are going to experience a ...I suspect that florists are going to experience a sudden rise in shop lifting very soon.Rosshttp://fountain.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com