tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post6346463457208021483..comments2024-03-29T11:13:00.338+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Make….It….STOP!!! Part 258796874589JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-89928189831290792042013-12-21T05:51:38.050+00:002013-12-21T05:51:38.050+00:00"There is thick, then there is Croydon"
...<i>"There is thick, then there is Croydon"</i><br /><br />Ought to make that the town motto!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-1069243695878583242013-12-19T14:25:40.568+00:002013-12-19T14:25:40.568+00:00There is little hope of a simple and cheap leaflet...There is little hope of a simple and cheap leaflet helping the hapless folk of Croydon. On the same page as the article is a link to a man who, instead of first checking his McDonald's milkshake by taking the lid off, sucked mighty and hard on the straw and got a large mouthful of salt, which he swallowed and then vomited back up.<br /><br />His account of his complaint to the store manager contains the inevitable legend....<br /><br />"but what if this had happened to a child? This could have killed a kid." <br /><br />There is thick, then there is Croydon.<br /><br />http://www.croydonguardian.co.uk/news/10808711.Man_violently_sick_after_McDonalds_gives_him_cup_of_salt_to_drink/?ref=arCarolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-90332248619532935732013-12-19T05:35:23.722+00:002013-12-19T05:35:23.722+00:00"So your part number is not prime.
Neither i...<i>"So your part number is not prime.<br /><br />Neither is their idea."</i> <br /><br />:D<br /><br /><i>"I expect the Chinese Community will have something to say about the giant and therefore 'threatening' yellow men...."</i> <br /><br />What a splendid idea!<br /><br /><i>"Can't the staff on reception just say, "Look, it's a nose bleed. Bugger off!""</i> <br /><br />I bet they'd love to..JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-69053513792431415542013-12-18T21:31:22.343+00:002013-12-18T21:31:22.343+00:00The yellow man is crying because he cannot get his...The yellow man is crying because he cannot get his man boobs done on the NHS. The message here is,you cannot get man boobs done on the NHS.<br />The one for piles sits on a cushion...blueknighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18409655604657713593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-26993477991311754502013-12-18T18:34:12.634+00:002013-12-18T18:34:12.634+00:00"Can't the staff on reception just say, &..."Can't the staff on reception just say, "Look, it's a nose bleed. Bugger off!" "<br /><br />Only if they want to lose their job for using homophobic language! <br /><br />We don't talk of buggery nor sodomites these enlightened days.<br /><br />Anyways, seriously, the reception staff at A&E have a job I wouldn't do without a stab vest and danger money. When I first visited an A&E in this country I wondered why the receptionists sat behind bullet proof glass ( the sort that will take a direct mpg burst).<br /><br />I soon found out why. The whole night was an unbroken stream of the police bringing in drunks and I don't mean the sort of 'giving lectures in ancient Irish history' sorts of drunks.<br /><br />It was men and women, often old enough to know better, in handcuffs and who were so far out of their tree they were sitting on Newton's head.<br /><br />Abusive and violent doesn't describe how they were towards the staff. More than once I felt forced, despite being in great pain myself, to intervene -as the coppers each side weren't going to (probably weren't allowed to, actually).<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Blocked Dwarfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-84481807092067296502013-12-18T16:49:31.457+00:002013-12-18T16:49:31.457+00:00Thrice now, the last few years, i have had to use ...Thrice now, the last few years, i have had to use the NHS 'Dial A Friend' thingy and have had to speak to a 'health care professional' ie the Girl-Who-worked-Lidl's-Checkout-Until-Last-Week.<br /><br />Thrice I have been directed to A&E. INcorrectly.<br /><br />I might have gotten better more accurate responses from the YELLOW PERIL...<br />The Blocked Dwarfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-34289947974042382782013-12-18T16:20:04.014+00:002013-12-18T16:20:04.014+00:00You do not persuade people not many at least to do...You do not persuade people not many at least to do what you want by gestures unless you are holding a gun to their head. The problem in this case is not so much about education (some of which is indeed helpful but the benefit of doing it is outweighed by the cost of doing it) but incentive. Whilst the provision and funding of the healthcare continues the way it is then those using the the NHS's A&E units will continue as before and even rise in volume. Humans are responsive to environments and the NHS environment encourages misuse, waste, inefficiency and incompetence.Antistheneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120647617145756102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-34426085659060057342013-12-18T14:13:47.895+00:002013-12-18T14:13:47.895+00:00Can't the staff on reception just say, "L...Can't the staff on reception just say, "Look, it's a nose bleed. Bugger off!"Buckohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169970711606515445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-84002110629412907022013-12-18T12:57:31.083+00:002013-12-18T12:57:31.083+00:00Croydon...surely I should be able to get a decent ...Croydon...surely I should be able to get a decent shamanism clinic and some voodoo poultice which causes my boils to leave and manifest instead on Jeremy Hunt's backside? Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-84906055202355780522013-12-18T12:37:06.975+00:002013-12-18T12:37:06.975+00:00"And a simple sign won't do? A leaflet? N..."And a simple sign won't do? A leaflet? No, of course not..."<br /><br />The irony is ............... the extra publicity generated by bloggers such as your good self, Julia. Joe Publichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07829909061904690380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-81823736694103465432013-12-18T11:19:21.625+00:002013-12-18T11:19:21.625+00:00I expect the Chinese Community will have something...I expect the Chinese Community will have something to say about the giant and therefore 'threatening' yellow men....<br /><br />And on the subject of giant inflatable male dolls- is that what the remit 'adult services' covers ? The Blocked Dwarfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-50052876525706700582013-12-18T11:04:32.843+00:002013-12-18T11:04:32.843+00:0086265624863 * 3 equals 258796874589
So your part ...86265624863 * 3 equals 258796874589<br /><br />So your part number is not prime.<br /><br />Neither is their idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-29181233206622824642013-12-18T10:54:50.471+00:002013-12-18T10:54:50.471+00:00XX cabinet member for adult services,XX
Then why ...XX cabinet member for adult services,XX<br /><br />Then why does she not fucking ACT like one!Furor Teutonicushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13856575077967523322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-80005999232187115292013-12-18T09:42:30.892+00:002013-12-18T09:42:30.892+00:00Okay, I'm missing something here?
How does a ...Okay, I'm missing something here?<br /><br />How does a yellow statue tell me that I should explore other alternatives to A&E?<br /><br />Unless, of course, the statues are to be fitted with a sign saying "HALT Citizen!"<br /><br />The mind boggles ...Fidel Cuntstrucknoreply@blogger.com