tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post6744436533275803501..comments2024-03-18T15:08:44.116+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: This Is What Your Council Tax Pays For…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-27821552569253364962011-09-29T05:29:47.152+01:002011-09-29T05:29:47.152+01:00"So they let him."
LOL!
"Just wo...<i>"So they let him."</i> <br /><br />LOL!<br /><br /><i>"Just wow!"</i> <br /><br />Unbelievable, isn't it?<br /><br /><i>"I cannot for the life of me believe that toddlers are THAT inquisitive?"</i> <br /><br />Me neither.<br /><br /><i>"Right, that's another one we can easily cull from the public spending requirement. "</i><br /><br />If only! These jobs seem safe...<br /><br /><i>"The boy thought for a while and said, 'Turn her over, I'd rather have a puppy...."</i><br /><br />:DJuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-85573492001141114492011-09-27T20:04:19.817+01:002011-09-27T20:04:19.817+01:00A little boy walking in the street with his Dad sa...A little boy walking in the street with his Dad saw a pair of dogs mating. His dad explained that they were making puppies.<br />Later on in the week the boy hearing the sounds of passion coming from his parents room walked in to see what was going on. <br />'What are you doing Dad?'<br />'We are making you a little brother or sister.'<br /><br />The boy thought for a while and said, 'Turn her over, I'd rather have a puppy....blueknighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18409655604657713593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-59758378651323300422011-09-27T16:58:53.110+01:002011-09-27T16:58:53.110+01:00Donna Husband, health improvement principal at NHS...<b>Donna Husband, health improvement principal at NHS Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire Cluster,</b> said they wanted to help parents prepare for difficult questions. <br /><br />Right, that's another one we can easily cull from the public spending requirement. She an be replaced easy peasy with a few thousand copies of "Mummy Laid An Egg" and "Dr Dog" both by Babette Cole.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-43352533307237365982011-09-27T16:23:20.618+01:002011-09-27T16:23:20.618+01:00"Advice for inquisitive three- to four-year-o...<i>"Advice for inquisitive three- to four-year-olds..."</i><br /><br />I cannot for the life of me believe that toddlers are THAT inquisitive?John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-85390761176237477302011-09-27T12:55:57.682+01:002011-09-27T12:55:57.682+01:00"Stop sticking your hands in the public’s poc..."Stop sticking your hands in the public’s pocket!"<br /><br />Unless, of course, it is a substitute for real sex in which case carry on feeling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-73424777741211618662011-09-27T12:42:12.518+01:002011-09-27T12:42:12.518+01:00Capt Haddock, I think you are mistaking turgid for...Capt Haddock, I think you are mistaking turgid for turd.<br /><br />Come to think of it, turgid turds is pretty apt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-25009895943465794572011-09-27T12:01:17.003+01:002011-09-27T12:01:17.003+01:00" ... a turgid male member" ..
What an ..." ... a turgid male member" ..<br /><br />What an excellent description of Blair, Brown, Prescott, Balls et al ..<br /><br />turgid [ˈtɜːdʒɪd]<br />adj<br />1. swollen and distended; congested<br />2. (of style or language) pompous and high-flown; bombastic<br />[from Latin turgidus, from turgēre to swell]Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-1759944222543060652011-09-27T10:59:50.150+01:002011-09-27T10:59:50.150+01:00It's important to be truthful and open when yo...It's important to be truthful and open when you have 'The Talk'. I said to my four year old simply:<br /><br />"Coitus from the Latin btw, a process by which spermatozoa are deposited in the female body during procreation by a turgid male member."<br /><br />Which probably explains why , at age 43, i'm spending this morning wrapping birthday presents for my great grandchildren....SBCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-2849604982724036292011-09-27T10:59:14.818+01:002011-09-27T10:59:14.818+01:00Glad I pay my taxes overseas.Glad I pay my taxes overseas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-60645211581900511772011-09-27T10:59:09.753+01:002011-09-27T10:59:09.753+01:00*finally rendered speechless**finally rendered speechless*Ian Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15436369802742523036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-13693637636977146922011-09-27T10:45:01.864+01:002011-09-27T10:45:01.864+01:00"Stop sticking your hands in the public’s poc..."Stop sticking your hands in the public’s pocket! " ..<br /><br />Beats working for a living .. it must do, there are so many thousands of 'em at it ..Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-57381755491905058752011-09-27T10:24:26.954+01:002011-09-27T10:24:26.954+01:00Just wow!Just wow!NickMhttp://www.countingcats.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-17470708736629417432011-09-27T10:18:45.210+01:002011-09-27T10:18:45.210+01:00*waits for the inevitable legal action from Stonew...*waits for the inevitable legal action from Stonewall because the council are handing out 'non multi sexuality' 'anti-diversity' or 'homophobic' flavoured advice*<br /><br />Come on, really, this is 2011...are we really suggesting to cheeeldren that ONLY heterosexuals can have babies....?SBCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-22453325112136040802011-09-27T10:16:11.188+01:002011-09-27T10:16:11.188+01:00On being asked by his parents what he wanted for h...On being asked by his parents what he wanted for his birthday, one four year old said " I wanna watch"<br /><br />So they let him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com