tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post8380886200184855407..comments2024-03-18T15:08:44.116+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: I Doubt You’ll Like The Answers…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-36232830558694227022013-08-10T05:54:04.940+01:002013-08-10T05:54:04.940+01:00"Oh, and I hope the owner of the scooter gets...<i>"Oh, and I hope the owner of the scooter gets a new one."</i> <br /><br />If the owner was a denizen of the Crays, the chances he had any insurance are remote...<br /><br /><i>"The father could not be reached for comment."</i> <br /><br />Maybe it was an immaculate conception?<br /><br />JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-8762339304294932562013-08-10T05:52:33.435+01:002013-08-10T05:52:33.435+01:00"Did he earn a Darwin Award or did he mange t...<i>"Did he earn a Darwin Award or did he mange to impregnate various Chardonays and Jades before he kicked?"</i> <br /><br />I wouldn't be too surprised...<br /><br /><i>"Obviously the family look as though they have DNA sequenced by a dyslexic."</i> <br /><br />:D<br /><br /><i>"Comments were hilarious and the paper pulled the story early"</i> <br /><br />Ahhhh, I thought that might happen. I don't know why they open comments on stories like that.<br /><br /><i>"No nukes required. We just need more walls and trees ;-)"</i> <br /><br />Yay for the laws of physics!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-8565171776844647822013-08-10T05:50:18.230+01:002013-08-10T05:50:18.230+01:00"Of course, would a 'responsible' mum...<i>"Of course, would a 'responsible' mum allow her 17 year old to be out, at 3:30 in the morning?"</i> <br /><br />No blame must ever attach to the parents!<br /><br /><i>"The collective IQ of that dump is in single figures, so no."</i> <br /><br />:D<br /><br /><i>"Andy Capp is a loveable rogue. That kid is just a **** ******* in **** a ******* **** and **** **** of ****!"</i> <br /><br />Good point, but wrong tense. I'm quite happy to say... ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-10999184082976046172013-08-09T19:29:16.512+01:002013-08-09T19:29:16.512+01:00The father could not be reached for comment.The father could not be reached for comment.LordSomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08483452672640797537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-69957395501912583582013-08-08T16:40:34.119+01:002013-08-08T16:40:34.119+01:00She said she wants answers. To what ?
"Mrs C...She said she wants answers. To what ?<br /><br />"Mrs Collins says she still hasn't spoken to George Turner, who was on the back of the bike when Mr Pennial crashed it.."<br /><br />I guess she wants to know why it was her little soldier that bought the farm and not some other mothers little $#!T. <br /><br />And looking at that picture of the crime scene (their was a crime - theft, dangerous driving, no licence, no insurance etc) I'd say he hit the tree pretty hard. Lucky not too much damage was done or the environmentalists' would be up in arms. And as for the wall, all I can say is that can easily be repaired.<br /><br />Oh, and I hope the owner of the scooter gets a new one.<br /><br />All's well that ends well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-37816868950533638542013-08-08T14:54:27.793+01:002013-08-08T14:54:27.793+01:00XX Crays XX
?? Any relation?XX Crays XX<br /><br />?? Any relation?Furor Teutonicushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13856575077967523322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-15042788599394779962013-08-08T07:57:08.425+01:002013-08-08T07:57:08.425+01:00Apologies, my last post above.
News Shopper seems...Apologies, my last post above.<br /><br />News Shopper seems to block linking to their images (photo of the accident scene) and inject a random picture instead.<br /><br />If you wish to see the scene, you'll need to copy and paste this link: http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/resources/images/2557787/<br /><br />Cheers.<br /><br />John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-86403901325591177982013-08-07T22:55:13.567+01:002013-08-07T22:55:13.567+01:00No nukes required. We just need more walls and tre...<br />No nukes required. We just need more <a href="http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/resources/images/255778/" rel="nofollow">walls and trees</a> ;-)John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-82553416020925910232013-08-07T21:02:10.289+01:002013-08-07T21:02:10.289+01:00Comments were hilarious and the paper pulled the s...Comments were hilarious and the paper pulled the story early.The "mother" has no sense of irony but that the Crays for you.<br />JadedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-16180044549120592992013-08-07T19:41:47.731+01:002013-08-07T19:41:47.731+01:00Not the most difficult of questions though? "...Not the most difficult of questions though? "Did you take the written test prior to having said sprog or just the practical?" As for the rest, it seems everybody else has worked out that if the little Oxygen Thief had not stolen the bike and followed in Mummy's footsteps he would still be in the land of the upright and breathing.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677120756493370244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-49583313723147456312013-08-07T17:55:56.758+01:002013-08-07T17:55:56.758+01:00I was despondent until I read about Dean Pennial&#...I was despondent until I read about Dean Pennial's unfortunate accident and his mother's sage advice (she doesn't share his name, which shocked me).<br /><br />"It is so important to wear a helmet. Don't even leave the house without one. Especially if you are thieving chavscum, as you can't be identified by CCTV."<br /><br />Obviously the family look as though they have DNA sequenced by a dyslexic.<br /><br />I hope the motorbike was okay.Twenty_Rothmansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-78364619847435535972013-08-07T14:46:57.867+01:002013-08-07T14:46:57.867+01:00The comments are great - especially in the follow ...The comments are great - especially in the follow up article where 'Mum' claims she 'wants answers....' - despite the facts. She's outed as a right old pikey slapper.<br /><br />Geoffrey Bloom for PM!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-66182367124764259382013-08-07T14:33:55.590+01:002013-08-07T14:33:55.590+01:00Did he earn a Darwin Award or did he mange to impr...Did he earn a Darwin Award or did he mange to impregnate various Chardonays and Jades before he kicked?Lynne at Counting Catshttp://www.countingcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-28830779628821937102013-08-07T13:39:49.718+01:002013-08-07T13:39:49.718+01:00Andy Capp is a loveable rogue. That kid is just a ...Andy Capp is a loveable rogue. That kid is just a **** ******* in **** a ******* **** and **** **** of ****!Buckohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169970711606515445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-87720378342926394902013-08-07T13:20:20.843+01:002013-08-07T13:20:20.843+01:00"the average IQ of St Mary Cray probably went..."the average IQ of St Mary Cray probably went up a bit "<br /><br />The collective IQ of that dump is in single figures, so no.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-14027564158500603652013-08-07T11:42:06.666+01:002013-08-07T11:42:06.666+01:00Oh. OK. Your son was a thieving little shit, the w...<i>Oh. OK. Your son was a thieving little shit, the world's well rid of him, and the average IQ of St Mary Cray probably went up a bit when he cashed in his chips.</i><br /><br />Brilliant! Well said!<br /><br /><i>Can we take off and nuke St Mary Cray from orbit now?</i><br /><br />It <i>is</i> the only way to be sure, after all.Bongo-Bongo Land residentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-12250730778714750822013-08-07T11:25:37.365+01:002013-08-07T11:25:37.365+01:00Of course, would a 'responsible' mum allow...Of course, would a 'responsible' mum allow her 17 year old to be out, at 3:30 in the morning?Joe Publichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07829909061904690380noreply@blogger.com