Sunday, 28 September 2025

Oh, How I Longed To Be A Hotel Receptionist In The Week...

                                     


...so I could apologise. and ask housekeping to remove them and replace them with a complementary fruit basket.

Full of bananas and watermelon! 

10 comments:

  1. I wonder if this multi-millionaire is wearing cotton?
    Jaded

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    1. She would have worn plenty when she was paid extraordinary sums to whack a ball over a net

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  2. Should the hotel remove all cotton linens from her room?

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  3. Best make sure there are none of those cotton ball makeup removers in the bathroom either. Highly offensive in the way they look like cotton plucked from the plant.

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  4. "I'll fetch the manager. I'm sure he'll cotton on to your complaint."

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