tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post2150386788570686970..comments2024-03-28T09:44:47.093+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: That Dictionary's Getting Bigger Everyday...JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-7726849176328853652013-10-16T20:27:17.940+01:002013-10-16T20:27:17.940+01:00It's nice to know what my taxes are going on.
...It's nice to know what my taxes are going on.<br /><br />NOT !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-15143870448695979432013-10-16T18:05:04.419+01:002013-10-16T18:05:04.419+01:00The stupid ones are easy to catch!
A few years ag...The stupid ones are easy to catch!<br /><br />A few years ago I reported the theft of a woman's handbag in a pub.She cancelled her cards but one had already been used by the thief in a nearby Sainsburys to buy fags worth about £200 (before chip and pin-the crim forged her signature).<br />I went to the shop and got good pictures from the CCTV of the woman who stole the bag and used her credit card.<br />A few days later the victim called me to say that she had received an itemised phone bill for her mobile and that there was a phone number on the list she didn't recognise, timed after the theft of her bag and phone.It was a landline number fairly local to the area.<br />I reviewed the CCTV and saw that the crim was on a mobile phone immediately before she used the stolen credit card.<br />It turned out that she had called her own house phone to ask her husband what fags she should buy with the stolen credit card!!<br />Anyway this was before reverse 192 and a subscriber check would have taken ages due to more important cases getting priority.So I decided "what the hell" and I phoned the number and told the woman that she had won a prize and could I have her name and address so I could deliver it to her.She told me her details and said she would be home all evening.<br />Imagine the look on her face when I turned up to nick her.<br />JadedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-74409109954130127972013-10-16T05:32:04.471+01:002013-10-16T05:32:04.471+01:00"Not just a fat c@nt, a thick c@nt, too."...<i>"Not just a fat c@nt, a thick c@nt, too."</i> <br /><br />It's worrying that it always seems to be the dim ones that are caught...<br /><br /><i>"Well how did he get hold of a "stolen" Credit Card? Was it pulled inexorably towards him by the massive gravitational field generated by this porker?"</i> <br /><br />:DJuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-17219805617621479252013-10-15T19:32:39.928+01:002013-10-15T19:32:39.928+01:00Well how did he get hold of a "stolen" C...Well how did he get hold of a "stolen" Credit Card? Was it pulled inexorably towards him by the massive gravitational field generated by this porker? Assuming the picture is of him, let him go swimming near a Japanese Whaling Fleet... Problem solved!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-79929953346027020682013-10-15T17:09:31.879+01:002013-10-15T17:09:31.879+01:00Bunny
He can give up his benefits for a couple of...Bunny<br /><br />He can give up his benefits for a couple of months, its not like he's going to starve is it. If he loses a few stone he could get a job and pay for his own pizza.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-29671872728608743432013-10-15T12:07:08.589+01:002013-10-15T12:07:08.589+01:00"ordering takeaway ................ paid for ..."ordering takeaway ................ paid for using somebody else's credit card ........... delivered to his home."<br /><br />Not just a fat c@nt, a thick c@nt, too.<br /><br />And unless he's about 7'6" tall, he ain't "40 stone".<br /><br />Joe Publichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07829909061904690380noreply@blogger.com