tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post2699455861862679332..comments2024-03-29T11:13:00.338+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Sunday FunniesJuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-3232654834834864432010-11-29T07:25:07.466+00:002010-11-29T07:25:07.466+00:00"On causes of death, I know for a fact that A...<i>"On causes of death, I know for a fact that A&E doctors compete on the humour mill to mis-asses causes of accidents to confuse the statisticians. "</i> <br /><br />Heh! Gotta do <i>something</i> to while away those graveyard shifts.. :)<br /><br /><i>"Incidentally on the subject of killer cows, I once ran to escape a herd of cows in a field. The trouble is, the more you run the more they do..."</i> <br /><br />And I thought it was only predators that did that!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-76971300416850308072010-11-28T10:14:04.106+00:002010-11-28T10:14:04.106+00:00I love cracked's articles, but this does miss ...I love cracked's articles, but this does miss the point slightly. <br /><br />Sure fireworks are more dangerous than terrorists, but then lots of fireworks are used by kids who think using an air bomb as a pretend light sabre is fun. The terrorists (often aka Religion of Peace) intend to kill as many as possible.<br /><br />The casual threats will always take out more people -- how else would people qualify for the Darwin Awards and remove their stupidity genes from the gene pool? -- but the wilful massacre of innocents to please some lunatic god is going to engage us more.<br /><br />Incidentally on the subject of killer cows, I once ran to escape a herd of cows in a field. The trouble is, the more you run the more they do... and they can do it faster. I am sure they were only curious, unless they were destined for halal-dom and were helping out the brothers.moo-moo landnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-63967494741152557952010-11-28T09:36:42.920+00:002010-11-28T09:36:42.920+00:00no mention of the NHS? if you want to get ill or d...no mention of the NHS? if you want to get ill or dead spend a little time in any NHS hospital and there you go, terminal condition that you didn't have before your visit. my advice don't become a doctor or a nurse and definately stear clear of doctor's waiting rooms and hospitals if you want to live.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-58722351519265196762010-11-28T09:05:09.863+00:002010-11-28T09:05:09.863+00:00Manhaz, brilliant link to an unexpected conclusion...Manhaz, brilliant link to an unexpected conclusion.<br /><br />I worked out, as I'm sure most of us did, that I'm far more likely to get run over by a bus than to suffer from terrorism and so don't worry about it.<br /><br />On causes of death, I know for a fact that A&E doctors compete on the humour mill to mis-asses causes of accidents to confuse the statisticians. Girl falls down the stairs when drunk becomes 'high heel breakage when dancing related injury'. Dunno whether Autopsy workers do the same.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.com