tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post4216152892637751531..comments2024-03-28T18:32:00.146+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Don't Play 'Knock Down Ginger' In This Neighbourhood!JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-67761922624885190182012-07-27T05:36:26.358+01:002012-07-27T05:36:26.358+01:00"There isn't a doorway in MY chest."...<i>"There isn't a doorway in MY chest."</i> <br /><br />:D<br /><br /><i>"You've really got to hand it to the Chavs, for all that we deride them, the entertainment value they provide is matchless."</i> <br /><br />This is very true!<br /><br /><i>" Hilarious, except that the pisshead tripped up and stuck her arm through the glass panel and severed an artery."</i> <br /><br />It's a wonder they can breed faster than the attrition rate, isn't it?<br /><br /><i>" Another classic one is "aged 17 and unemployed, Jade found herself pregnant.""</i> <br /><br />As you do...JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-46004970766386151932012-07-26T17:42:14.047+01:002012-07-26T17:42:14.047+01:00Anon, I noticed that too. Another classic one is &...Anon, I noticed that too. Another classic one is "aged 17 and unemployed, Jade found herself pregnant."David Gilliesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-65149132495488615142012-07-26T16:10:54.999+01:002012-07-26T16:10:54.999+01:00"he was stabbed..."
Note the use of the..."he was stabbed..."<br /><br />Note the use of the passive voice. Almost as good an indicator of membership of the criminal classes as a tattoo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-32240372556924970182012-07-26T13:40:42.485+01:002012-07-26T13:40:42.485+01:00A drunken woman returning from a booze-up with her...A drunken woman returning from a booze-up with her mates thought it would be fun to run up to my daughters front door and knock on it, then run away. Hilarious, except that the pisshead tripped up and stuck her arm through the glass panel and severed an artery. Local police traced her (blood trail helped, so no forensic magic here) but as she was unemployed (or maybe unemployable) they felt it pointless to actually prosecute her. So did my daughter.Hogdayafternoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188146617570775741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-47357108072509027252012-07-26T12:45:48.885+01:002012-07-26T12:45:48.885+01:00Trying hard * must* not *laugh
Bwaaaahahahahahaha...Trying hard * must* not *laugh<br /><br />Bwaaaahahahahahahah<br /><br />More sympathy for her than him, truth to tell.Robert the Bikernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-47642917535140966922012-07-26T10:59:29.309+01:002012-07-26T10:59:29.309+01:00You've really got to hand it to the Chavs, for...You've really got to hand it to the Chavs, for all that we deride them, the entertainment value they provide is matchless.Fidel Cuntstrucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-52300088869939456422012-07-26T10:53:35.956+01:002012-07-26T10:53:35.956+01:00"She returned to her flat and he came back an..."She returned to her flat and he came back and he was stabbed in the doorway in the chest."<br /><br />There isn't a doorway in MY chest.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com