tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post4241243690497772933..comments2024-03-18T15:08:44.116+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: New Policing Methods…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-57966315705994672592016-05-15T06:28:39.650+01:002016-05-15T06:28:39.650+01:00"I am sure you know the old joke about police...<i>"I am sure you know the old joke about police call out times..."</i><br /><br />Heh! Indeed...<br /><br /><i>"Try telling it to Bill, they really do think that it doesn't apply to them!"</i><br /><br />These days, of course, they come out quicker if you say someone used a racist word!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-46444704563521990272016-05-11T21:44:10.952+01:002016-05-11T21:44:10.952+01:00Stengle, I like that story too. Try telling it to ...Stengle, I like that story too. Try telling it to Bill, they really do think that it doesn't apply to them!Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04672200681678804614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-26353682236654630252016-05-11T09:45:49.843+01:002016-05-11T09:45:49.843+01:00I am sure you know the old joke about police call ...I am sure you know the old joke about police call out times, but for those who don't here it is:<br /><br />A home owner calls the cops and tells them: "Come quick. There's someone breaking into my garden shed."<br /><br />"Sorry," respond the police officer, "We're busy. We will send someone round as soon as we can."<br /><br />Half an hour later, the man rings again and asks: "Where are you? The guy is still in my garden shed."<br /><br />The officer replying on the phone is somewhat irritated. "Sir, we said we would be there as soon as we can and we will. We're very busy!"<br /><br />Fifteen minutes later the man calls once more and says: "No problem now. The man's dead."<br /><br />"What?" Gasps the astonished officer. "How come?"<br /><br />"It's okay, I killed the robber. You don't need to hurry."<br /><br />Within two minutes there are cop cars rushing up, lights and siren blaring, helicopter hovering overhead, armed cops in flak jackets with spotlights on the garden. A cop bangs on the front door, demanding to know where the body is.<br /><br />The house owner opens the door and says: "I thought you said you were busy."stenglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01683263644032875337noreply@blogger.com