tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post4299170836774614422..comments2024-03-28T18:32:00.146+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Errr, No, You Didn't, Actually....JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-59779022604893375792010-12-27T09:47:42.832+00:002010-12-27T09:47:42.832+00:00I personally feel very threatened by furniture, an...I personally feel very threatened by furniture, and regularly call GMP's excellent Wardrobe Squad to check for lions, witches and parallel universes. They have found plenty - if only they weren't ;et down so badly by the useless rest of the CJS! Fortunately, we have no problem with big dogs, as the supply has run dry owing to the lions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-26117137474004122452010-12-27T09:33:49.697+00:002010-12-27T09:33:49.697+00:00Fav comment from the Telegraph link
"Put dow...Fav comment from the Telegraph link<br /><br />"Put down the dog and owner - problem solved. "<br /><br /> Beeb radio news have not made it clear whether the guy set his dog upon the woman or if the attack was just an 'accident'; he's been released on bail so perhaps the latter?bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-78028612411193989012010-12-27T07:08:00.202+00:002010-12-27T07:08:00.202+00:00"A historian, novelist and bansturbator is al...<i>"A historian, novelist and bansturbator is already on the case."</i> <br /><br />Oh, good lord:<br /><br /><i>" It is impossible to ensure that all dogs are properly trained. What is possible is to ban the types of dogs that have a propensity for killing people.<br /><br />That may be unfair to all those who properly raise such dogs, but their rights are an irrelevance compared to the right to life."</i><br /><br />Behold the Righteous in his natural habitat! Only his rights are true rights. <br /><br />Everyone else's? Well, that's negotiable...<br /><br /><i>"I trust our Bansturbators will be leaping into action to save us from such dread menaces as kitchen tables as they appear far more deadly than the humble canine?"</i> <br /><br />Since when did logic and real risk assessment ever feature?JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-72213893079322431232010-12-26T12:55:15.443+00:002010-12-26T12:55:15.443+00:00During 2000, in the United States alone, 650 were ...During 2000, in the United States alone, 650 were killed by "a fall involving bed, chair or other furniture."<br /><br />I trust our Bansturbators will be leaping into action to save us from such dread menaces as kitchen tables as they appear far more deadly than the humble canine?<br /> <br />Leap carefully though guys, it's a jungle out there.Jiksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-31401353153357531012010-12-26T12:07:11.986+00:002010-12-26T12:07:11.986+00:00A historian, novelist and bansturbator is already ...A historian, novelist and bansturbator is <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/guywalters/100069604/how-many-more-must-die-before-we-ban-dangerous-dogs/" rel="nofollow">already on the case</a>.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.com