tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post4554635337818015446..comments2024-03-29T11:13:00.338+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Where Do You Go To, Gary Younge…?*JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-10922335873051274672011-08-16T10:34:52.910+01:002011-08-16T10:34:52.910+01:00Here you go Julia ...
WHERE DO YOU GO TO MY LOVEL...Here you go Julia ...<br /><br />WHERE DO YOU GO TO MY LOVELY? <br /><br />You talk like Marlene Deitrich, You dance like Biffo the Bear,<br />Your clothes are all made by Bernards, *<br />And there's lice and there's puke in your hair,<br />And up your back, you know you're slack ....<br /><br /><br />CHORUS .. So where do you go to my lovely, <br />When you're alone in your pit ?<br />Tell me your thoughts that surround you,<br />When you're having a spine-shattering shit ...<br /><br /><br />You live in a fancy compartment,<br />In one of Her Majesty's Ships,<br />With Four Hundred and twenty young Fishheads,<br />Each one of them gets on yer tits, Yes they do ....<br /><br /><br />Your name it is heard in high places, <br />You know the Buffer ** quite well,<br />He gave you a Dildo for Christmas,<br />And you use it for ringing the bell, <br />Yes you do, Ding-a-ling ....<br /><br /><br />I remember the back streets of Malta,<br />The children begging in rags,<br />I remember you nicked all their money,<br />For a pint and a packet of fags,<br />Yes you did, half a quid ...<br /><br /><br />I know where you go to my lovely,<br />When you're alone in your pit,<br />I know the thoughts that surround you,<br />Cos I know that you're just full of SHIT.<br /><br /><br />* .. Messrs Bernard, a firm of Naval Tailors (sometimes called "Naval Gaolers"), with branches wherever the Royal Navy are based <br /><br />** .. "Buffer" nickname for the Chief Boatswain's Mate, usually a Chief Petty Officer, or Petty Officer of long service & great experience. He is the right-hand man to the Commander or Executive Officer aboard a warship, in terms of work necessary for fighting efficiency & smartness ..<br /><br />This & other similar songs would be performed for the Ship's entertainment at what was known as a "Sod's Opera" ..Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-22042141691687086852011-08-16T05:49:03.122+01:002011-08-16T05:49:03.122+01:00"I know some alternative lyrics to that Peter...<i>"I know some alternative lyrics to that Peter Sarstedt number (from the unofficial Royal Navy songbook) .. if you're interested, Julia .. ;)"</i> <br /><br />Do tell?<br /><br /><i>"Half-hippo Gary should have charged the window himself. Sure, he might have sustained serious lacerations to his bloated face. This could only be an improvement."</i> <br /><br />Heh!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-30465255362581274642011-08-16T05:48:25.705+01:002011-08-16T05:48:25.705+01:00"...though there is something about the graff...<i>"...though there is something about the graffiti "because I'm worthless" gets to where this clot thinks he was going."</i> <br /><br />Indeed!<br /><br /><i>"and rightly so, my Lovely."</i> <br /><br />:)<br /><br /><i>"So when the Guardian next sneers at the values that I and millions and millions of fellow citizens hold, I can go up to their offices and smash their windows?"</i> <br /><br />Seems you can, according to the male version of Penny Red!<br /><br /><i>"Looks like not all guardian readers agree with him."</i><br /><br />There's been a lot of that recently.JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-12381290863714706852011-08-15T20:45:13.156+01:002011-08-15T20:45:13.156+01:00You have to love it.
Gary Younge comes out with b...You have to love it.<br /><br />Gary Younge comes out with bilge like this and wonders why nobody wants him as a tenant.<br /><br />Half-hippo Gary should have charged the window himself. Sure, he might have sustained serious lacerations to his bloated face. This could only be an improvement.Twenty_Rothmansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-34468141389378855172011-08-15T19:05:49.378+01:002011-08-15T19:05:49.378+01:00PPS ...
I know some alternative lyrics to that Pe...PPS ...<br /><br />I know some alternative lyrics to that Peter Sarstedt number (from the unofficial Royal Navy songbook) .. if you're interested, Julia .. ;)Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-67577214756002870502011-08-15T18:49:02.186+01:002011-08-15T18:49:02.186+01:00" .... A large chip on a shoulder" ?
Su..." .... A large chip on a shoulder" ?<br /><br />Surely, a Frite ?<br /><br />PS .. Have a look at the link, check-out the photo, have a squint at the photographer's name ..<br /><br />See how he/she got a job, eh ?Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-12616512159018687532011-08-15T18:29:04.813+01:002011-08-15T18:29:04.813+01:00Loved his seminal work in Diff'rent Strokes.
S...Loved his seminal work in Diff'rent Strokes.<br />Say the catchphrase Gary.<br />SAY IT !Jim Enfousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-58241832837922713302011-08-15T15:40:24.341+01:002011-08-15T15:40:24.341+01:00Looks like not all guardian readers agree with him...Looks like not all guardian readers agree with him.<br />Top Comment <br /><br />"<i>Why should the police be obliged to "engage with supporters" of an armed crack dealer?</i>"<br />838 'recommends', way more than any other.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-55983600280803020682011-08-15T15:28:14.459+01:002011-08-15T15:28:14.459+01:00So when the Guardian next sneers at the values tha...So when the Guardian next sneers at the values that I and millions and millions of fellow citizens hold, I can go up to their offices and smash their windows?<br /><br />Younge is another privately educated posh wanker pretending to be a radical.Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-21181321370407822862011-08-15T14:50:11.313+01:002011-08-15T14:50:11.313+01:00Looking at the pic of Mr Younge on the Grauniad we...Looking at the pic of Mr Younge on the Grauniad website it looks as if somebody has kicked his face in already.<br /><br />Of course I could simply be exhibiting Eurocentric cultural bias.Gallovidiannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-58710659242807546832011-08-15T14:48:21.042+01:002011-08-15T14:48:21.042+01:00Having now clicked the linky I remember why I don&...Having now clicked the linky I remember why I don't read the Guardian and why I rely on Jools for salient clips of it and it's xenophobic counterpart.SBChttp://nospam.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-866256595451424112011-08-15T14:29:00.264+01:002011-08-15T14:29:00.264+01:00"* With abject apologies to Peter Sarstedt &q..."* With abject apologies to Peter Sarstedt "<br /><br /><br />and rightly so, my Lovely.SBChttp://nospam.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-28873677057343132902011-08-15T14:27:03.500+01:002011-08-15T14:27:03.500+01:00Cringeworthy stuff AP and hard to believe - though...Cringeworthy stuff AP and hard to believe - though there is something about the graffiti "because I'm worthless" gets to where this clot thinks he was going.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-35914975637116332352011-08-15T14:25:28.053+01:002011-08-15T14:25:28.053+01:00What an utter wanker. I apologise for being unabl...What an utter wanker. I apologise for being unable to provide a more detailed and thought out response. Does he have a large 'V' carved into his forehead? A large chip on a shoulder? Honestly, I suppose there is still much more of this tiresome crap to come.Ranternoreply@blogger.com