tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post458649342577181403..comments2024-03-28T18:32:00.146+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: The Latest Gateway Drug – Powdered Asparagus!JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-2171753993753299472011-07-19T05:30:43.425+01:002011-07-19T05:30:43.425+01:00"I'm having terrible trouble keeping this...<i>"I'm having terrible trouble keeping this Camberwell Carrot alight."</i> <br /><br />Lol!<br /><br /><i>"The other one was smoking banana skins. I was on 5-a-day."</i> <br /><br />Was it the skins? I thought it was the little 'strings' inside!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-87642857012095455102011-07-19T05:29:02.726+01:002011-07-19T05:29:02.726+01:00"I'll have three lines of cabbage." ...<i>"I'll have three lines of cabbage."</i> <br /><br />I'll not be standing near you on the Tube then!<br /><br /><i>"There is no label, no 'traffic lights', no guarantee of Nutfreeness. No guarantee that it was made in a smoke free environment even and yet they'll merrily swallow or snort it without a seconds thought..."</i> <br /><br />Amazing, no?<br /><br /><i>"My mate used to sell this stuff to the rich kids down the clubs, and they'd come back to him week after week!!"</i> <br /><br />:D<br /><br /><i>".. nature offers loads of free stuff, important to do research cus nature also offers some pretty potent poisons too."</i><br /><br />A fact often discovered by mushroom pickers.JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-62612101245993875472011-07-19T04:11:10.761+01:002011-07-19T04:11:10.761+01:00they'll all think I'm super gay talking ab...they'll all think I'm super gay talking about mincing moose and having a fag. Got to kick this asparagus habit its giving me the munchies and I'm spending a fortune on it right now.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-43809351854763432672011-07-19T04:07:24.332+01:002011-07-19T04:07:24.332+01:00fuck it, I might just take it to Canada and see if...fuck it, I might just take it to Canada and see if I can get a moose mincer attachment ;)Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-7370347176623079822011-07-18T23:46:26.339+01:002011-07-18T23:46:26.339+01:00"Maybe a freshly pureed vegan"
That mig..."Maybe a freshly pureed vegan"<br /><br />That might explain 'Marmite'....hell don't the aussies even call it 'VEGEmite'? What further proof...?Shinar's Basket Casehttp://nospam.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-26616412595931399232011-07-18T23:23:30.019+01:002011-07-18T23:23:30.019+01:00@ Mike ..
"it does have a vegatairian slicer...@ Mike ..<br /><br />"it does have a vegatairian slicer though" ;)<br /><br />There's little else beats a nicely sliced & diced vegetarian .. Maybe a freshly pureed vegan .. but its a damned close run thing .. ;)Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-83162206920883729012011-07-18T22:02:22.814+01:002011-07-18T22:02:22.814+01:00Check out waitrose mmm organic asparagus ready cut...Check out waitrose mmm organic asparagus ready cutasparagusgrowerretiredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11912774343902662061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-50355341042486644252011-07-18T20:41:35.146+01:002011-07-18T20:41:35.146+01:00anyone recall the urban legend of the mid 70s abou...anyone recall the urban legend of the mid 70s about getting off your head with cans of coke and aspirin? <br />Yes, the urban legend reckons that Coca Cola changed their recipe as a result. (The original coca cola recipe contained cocaine and that may have been the source of the story)<br />The other one was smoking banana skins. I was on 5-a-day.blueknighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18409655604657713593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-58337370249978030582011-07-18T20:23:43.236+01:002011-07-18T20:23:43.236+01:00"Has your Kenwood got the Tofu knitting attac..."Has your Kenwood got the Tofu knitting attachment ?"<br /><br />SNORK!Shinar's Basket Casehttp://nospam.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-4059237964097037062011-07-18T18:50:38.075+01:002011-07-18T18:50:38.075+01:00it does have a vegatairian slicer though ;)it does have a vegatairian slicer though ;)Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-77203594341249861752011-07-18T18:48:12.189+01:002011-07-18T18:48:12.189+01:00nope, if it sees tofu it growls!nope, if it sees tofu it growls!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-43323930219853978232011-07-18T18:45:15.789+01:002011-07-18T18:45:15.789+01:00@ Mike ..
Speak to that nice Mr Huhne, I'm su...@ Mike ..<br /><br />Speak to that nice Mr Huhne, I'm sure he'd be only too pleased to advise you how to go about getting your Kenwood powered by wind ..<br /><br />PS .. vis a vis last comment by SBC ..<br /><br />Has your Kenwood got the Tofu knitting attachment ?Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-66510612837258417122011-07-18T18:35:59.085+01:002011-07-18T18:35:59.085+01:00WOAR, you need to seek professional help. You THIN...WOAR, you need to seek professional help. You THINK you have it under control but you don't, I know... 'I can stop anytime I want, it's just to relax'. I've been there...the whole 12 Steps -away from the allotment.<br /><br />From carrots its only a small step to yams and then there's no hope, you'll end up on the game trying to scrap enough money together just to be able to 'Chase The Potato Peelings.<br /><br />Face your addiction, get help. There IS life after vegetables. Tofu has a pleasant 'kick'.Shinar's Basket Casehttp://nospam.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-20574194082733387992011-07-18T18:33:46.578+01:002011-07-18T18:33:46.578+01:00suppose I could jig together some kind of transfor...suppose I could jig together some kind of transformer?!? *thinks* BANGMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-57935646539715229152011-07-18T18:31:00.323+01:002011-07-18T18:31:00.323+01:00btw, anyone wanna buy a Kenwood mixer, I got a ble...btw, anyone wanna buy a Kenwood mixer, I got a blender, coffee grinder and the bowl with three mixers, wisk, dough and the K one.<br /><br />Had it and loved it for years but they use funny electricity in Canada :(Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-90591537184291280322011-07-18T18:26:31.105+01:002011-07-18T18:26:31.105+01:00WoaR, eat it? ;)WoaR, eat it? ;)Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-10504760101908918372011-07-18T18:16:10.752+01:002011-07-18T18:16:10.752+01:00I'm having terrible trouble keeping this Cambe...I'm having terrible trouble keeping this Camberwell Carrot alight.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-44886027150621301502011-07-18T17:40:28.975+01:002011-07-18T17:40:28.975+01:00disclaimer....don't blame me if you end up in ...disclaimer....don't blame me if you end up in Hypoglycemic<br />coma lolMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-75494263801577680632011-07-18T17:31:31.020+01:002011-07-18T17:31:31.020+01:00in fact if you want a realy good trip just deliber...in fact if you want a realy good trip just deliberately remove all sugar and salt from your diet for 48hrs and drink coffee to stay awake. you'll see all sorts of wierd shitMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-12811253402118716452011-07-18T15:52:02.639+01:002011-07-18T15:52:02.639+01:00@ budvar your right, often taken in circumstances ...@ budvar your right, often taken in circumstances with loads of booze etc. smoking anything will deprive the brain of oxygen. carbon monoxide being taken up by haemoglobin more readily than oxygen, result, buzz<br /><br />the effects of recognised chemical compounds tested scientifically on human physiology and psychology are irrefutable. you just can't get decent shit off the street far better to make it yourself, stick to 'soft' drugs like pot, fags n booze, or forget it all together.<br /><br />If you want to get high there's no substitute for doing a bit of research because nature offers loads of free stuff, important to do research cus nature also offers some pretty potent poisons too.<br /><br />enjoy ;)Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-2351398558126202492011-07-18T14:52:57.017+01:002011-07-18T14:52:57.017+01:00By "Negligible effect" I mean "Buzz...By "Negligible effect" I mean "Buzz wise" and not adverse effects of injecting/digesting crap the drug is cut with.Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-9972270937795793802011-07-18T14:50:05.184+01:002011-07-18T14:50:05.184+01:00"POS 51"
If anyone doubts what I say, a..."POS 51"<br /><br />If anyone doubts what I say, anyone recall the urban legend of the mid 70s about getting off your head with cans of coke and aspirin? <br /><br />Let's not forget the medically proven "Placebo effect" too.<br /><br />There's a rumour although I've no actual proof, but I suspect it isn't far off the mark that the majority of illicit drugs are cut with so much crap as to have a negligible effect on a person. The occasional "Hot batch" that has junkies dropping like flies ODing does lend credence to the theory.Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-5732155777486435252011-07-18T12:50:34.459+01:002011-07-18T12:50:34.459+01:00Its the work of the FDA I tell ya!Its the work of the FDA I tell ya!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594481483171507584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-4764816202762216422011-07-18T12:44:08.314+01:002011-07-18T12:44:08.314+01:00"I'm convinced that 90% of the effects of..."I'm convinced that 90% of the effects of illicit drugs is psychological. "<br /><br />POS 51Shinar's Basket Casehttp://nospam.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-83620711715812156632011-07-18T12:28:49.178+01:002011-07-18T12:28:49.178+01:00The more things change the more they stay the same...The more things change the more they stay the same. I'll have you know that Oregano in a ziploc bag is exactly like best Dutch skunk, Knorr chicken stock cubes are just like Lebanese gold, and pro-plus tablets with a drop of blue food colouring are just like er..blues like in Quadraphenia.<br /><br />My mate used to sell this stuff to the rich kids down the clubs, and they'd come back to him week after week!!<br /><br />I'm convinced that 90% of the effects of illicit drugs is psychological. <br /><br />Maybe it's time to get myself an assortment of snuff and get into the podered asparagus trade...Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.com