tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post5913691106932973743..comments2024-03-28T16:59:30.099+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: At This Rate, The Next Season Of ‘Educating Essex’ Will Have To Be X-Rated…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-23622505508204700022011-12-21T07:26:43.408+00:002011-12-21T07:26:43.408+00:00"... X-Rated Father-of-four Russell Dew, 44, ...<i>"... X-Rated Father-of-four Russell Dew, 44, an officer with Nottinghamshire Police. "</i> <br /><br />*dumbstruck*<br /><br /><i>"'Less than two' - that's called 'one' by normal people, isn't it?"</i> <br /><br />Or as Mick points out, 'fewer'. I'm not sure where the error occurred, the journalists or the civil service PR department. <br /><br />Ahhh, sack 'em all!<br /><br /><i>"Btw, given that head teachers all earn the same or thereabouts, why should they actually worry about how good or bad their school is?"</i> <br /><br />Good point!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-41258571268655349422011-12-20T13:46:35.666+00:002011-12-20T13:46:35.666+00:00I think the head teacher who made the kids in his ...I think the head teacher who made the kids in his school freeze on 'eco day' is onto a good idea here...<br /><br />All we need to do is to install air conditioning in the class rooms we use for the unruly kids and keep that at a steady 5C.<br /><br />Combine this with an infinite loop of the appropriate Khan Academy videos projected on the wall, and a chance at the end of the school day to take the automated Khan Academy tests which when passed are the ticket back to the normal warm class room.<br /><br />Btw, given that head teachers all earn the same or thereabouts, why should they actually worry about how good or bad their school is? Especially since an attempt at improving the situation is penalised with extra hassle...Hexe Froschbeinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-78105916808762150462011-12-20T13:37:10.573+00:002011-12-20T13:37:10.573+00:00Less than two
That would be "fewer than two&...<i>Less than two</i><br /><br />That would be "fewer than two", always allowing for lack of integrity from alternative provision.Mick Turatiannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-18825547601101220962011-12-20T11:28:51.634+00:002011-12-20T11:28:51.634+00:00"The Department for Education pointed to figu..."The Department for Education pointed to figures showing <b>less than two</b> of 174 16-year-olds in “alternative provision” in Hampshire"<br /><br />'Less than two' - that's called 'one' by normal people, isn't it?Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15743685798068014455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-55414705030884754122011-12-20T10:57:54.334+00:002011-12-20T10:57:54.334+00:00Take your flight spam elsewhere, ayesha, there'...Take your flight spam elsewhere, ayesha, there's a dear...JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-6367976939613173872011-12-20T10:55:32.164+00:002011-12-20T10:55:32.164+00:00JuliaM could be transfixed by a six year sentence ...JuliaM could be transfixed by a six year sentence handed down to X-Rated Father-of-four Russell Dew, 44, an officer with Nottinghamshire Police. <br /><br />Oh wait, there's the usual discrediting of witnesses, successful appeal, reinstatement and massive compensation, yet to come.A salt and batterednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-45212430931278362172011-12-20T10:48:52.774+00:002011-12-20T10:48:52.774+00:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.ayeshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03190704362239023776noreply@blogger.com