tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post778518044567762639..comments2024-03-29T11:13:00.338+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Quote Of The MonthJuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-5655552454495616992014-06-07T06:53:50.301+01:002014-06-07T06:53:50.301+01:00"The money shot was a bouquet of flowers, stu...<i>"The money shot was a bouquet of flowers, stuffed into the turds at the bottom of the pan."</i> <br /><br />*boggle* <br /><br /><i>"History has not recorded what happened to the shirt but it would have been a worthy challenge for for a tub of vanish...."</i> <br /><br />Eeeeeewwwww!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-67558891178646621482014-05-31T21:33:30.778+01:002014-05-31T21:33:30.778+01:00Report of a drunk asleep in the pub toilets.
He ha...Report of a drunk asleep in the pub toilets.<br />He had correctly realised that he needed the 'facilities' and pulled down trousers etc in anticipation of what was about to happen.<br />Unfortunately he had forgotten that he was wearing a long shirt the tail of which he sat on. <br />We woke him up, he got dressed and came out and when he sat down hard on the pub wall it was like a spade slapping wet sand.<br />History has not recorded what happened to the shirt but it would have been a worthy challenge for for a tub of vanish....blueknighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18409655604657713593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-76551379165116682632014-05-31T20:33:54.838+01:002014-05-31T20:33:54.838+01:00Dr LI might like to catch up on the antics of Bell...Dr LI might like to catch up on the antics of Belladonna, an actress who'd presumably need a chainsaw to deal with these matters. <br /><br />When I had to clean toilets, the women's (no ladies here) were always the worst.<br /><br />The money shot was a bouquet of flowers, stuffed into the turds at the bottom of the pan.<br /><br />I suppose the roses were grateful of the nightsoil, but doubt very much that some chap got his end away that night.<br /><br />Twenty_Rothmansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-16147807387585443962014-05-31T18:40:32.238+01:002014-05-31T18:40:32.238+01:00My tea is up soon, so fuck clicking on that link, ...My tea is up soon, so fuck clicking on that link, I know Leggy's history!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com