tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post8330724725640219949..comments2024-03-28T11:27:25.537+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Should Have His Nose Rubbed In It...JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-72508320344843399442013-03-11T11:33:51.039+00:002013-03-11T11:33:51.039+00:00XX Never, ever have I had the need to write instr...XX Never, ever have I had the need to write instructions not to just crap anywhere they damn well please into their job description! But then I don't work for a local council...XX<br /><br />A local council, that first closes all the public bogs, and then wonders why their workers must shit in the street??Furor Teutonicushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13856575077967523322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-29923225314201080712013-03-11T05:48:42.641+00:002013-03-11T05:48:42.641+00:00"The perils of binman school multi-choice ent...<i>"The perils of binman school multi-choice entry exam questions."</i> <br /><br />LOL!<br /><br /><i>"Just what exactly do you have to do to get fired by the council? Criticise them?"</i> <br /><br />And they'll evict you too!<br /><br /><i>"Please, someone, FOI request !"</i> <br /><br />Oh, indeed!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-82029573559063234332013-03-10T22:35:24.739+00:002013-03-10T22:35:24.739+00:00"The council has specific practices in place ..."<i>The council has <b>specific</b> practices in place to ensure this sort of event does not happen...</i><br /><br />Please, someone, FOI request !<br /><br />Ooh ooh and ask 'em what how the <i>need</i> for such "specific practices" to be put in place ever came about in the first place.<br /><br />Did someone shit on the mayor's desk ? Did orders for underlings come about as a direct result of transgressions in the upper ranks ?<br /><br />Why oh why have the council spent taxpayers money drawing up special rules for their employees on matters faecal ?<br /><br />We have a right to know...post links !Tattynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-55328215149762186692013-03-10T19:42:03.547+00:002013-03-10T19:42:03.547+00:00Just what exactly do you have to do to get fired b...Just what exactly do you have to do to get fired by the council? Criticise them?Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-40774159241678820382013-03-10T15:28:39.071+00:002013-03-10T15:28:39.071+00:00Ooooh missus, the whiff of scandal!
... and soile...Ooooh missus, the whiff of scandal!<br /><br /><i>... and soiled toilet roll blowing down the driveway outside his home in Ryall</i><br /><br />Mmmmm going equipped. Which begs the question; if said illegal dumper had the prescience of mind to take his double quilted velvet why didn't he use his time to do his business in a more appropriate place?<br /><br />And. Of course the employee wasn't dismissed/suspended. He'd have gone running to his union claiming medical emergency, duty of care, lack of facilities and unfair dismissal. The council knows this so they wash their hands of the matter and leave the houseowner in the sh1t... I mean, he only pays the council's bills, if he refuses, they'll simply haul his ass into court. John Pickworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02166443099429490782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-37664729165486653982013-03-10T14:51:55.291+00:002013-03-10T14:51:55.291+00:00The perils of binman school multi-choice entry exa...The perils of binman school multi-choice entry exam questions.<br /><br />You are part of a mobile garbage compactor team. Do you:<br /><br />a) Collect refuse, take a dump. <br /><br />b) Collect refuse, take to dump. <br /><br />Perhaps binman training should come with idiot-proof diagrams.Lynne at Counting Catshttp://www.countingcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-59009443486687019812013-03-10T14:42:16.751+00:002013-03-10T14:42:16.751+00:00Malvern Hills District Council
Anti-Dumping Works...<b>Malvern Hills District Council</b><br /><br /><b>Anti-Dumping Workshop, 18/3/13</b><br /><br />0800: Registration, coffee or cod liver oil<br />0830: Welcome to attendees by Di O'Rea, chairwoman<br />0900: Alex Bill, Operations manager: "I'm always wiping up someone else's mess"<br />1030: Comfort break<br />1100: Ivor Pumpedup, head of community services "How to use terms such as 'action' and 'specific practices' to imply that you are actually doing something"<br />1230: Lunch - Choice of tortoise head or vindaloo main and prune sorbet pudding<br />1400: Rusty Waters, Bowater-Scott PLC: "Always having the right paperwork to hand"<br />1500: Comfort break<br />1530: Breakout sessions -group cloth touching and we hope to catch a glimpse of Mr Brown at the window.<br />1730: Dinner - Choice of Blind Mullet or Bangers and MashTwenty_Rothmansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-49322326723039148212013-03-10T12:21:30.030+00:002013-03-10T12:21:30.030+00:00"The council has specific practices in place ...<i>"The council has specific practices in place to ensure this sort of event does not happen..."</i><br /><br />No Shit...microdavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352078582764696261noreply@blogger.com