tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post8522888133581641072..comments2024-03-28T09:44:47.093+00:00Comments on Ambush Predator: Unsurprisingly, The Victim Shows More Common Sense Than The Police…JuliaMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-24658620946368434402014-03-29T05:24:48.410+00:002014-03-29T05:24:48.410+00:00"Here we are a t a more local level"
S...<i>"Here we are a t a more local level"</i> <br /><br />Sadly, there's a lot of this around.. :/<br /><br /><i>"I hope that Tim is interrogated in a soundproof cell for three days about his intentions every time he buys something alcoholic. "</i> <br /><br />He probably sips prune juice. Unsweetened.<br /><br />JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-60103608975298643992014-03-28T19:25:50.308+00:002014-03-28T19:25:50.308+00:00Jaded,
Do we need a daily reminder that your chum ...Jaded,<br />Do we need a daily reminder that your chum MTG had his lawnmower stolen? A repetitious theme that only 'sane' people are those willing to blindly support police is just as boring.Andynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-69022538298108624322014-03-28T17:23:10.779+00:002014-03-28T17:23:10.779+00:00Anon at 0840 is not really Anon,it's the well-...Anon at 0840 is not really Anon,it's the well-known rambling nutter MTG.<br />He has actually found a really corrupt police officer and is making hay on several blogs trumpeting his downfall.What must really stick in your throat Melv old bean is firstly he was shopped by his honest colleagues and secondly he was a fellow Yorkshireman.<br />Perhaps in between snorting and re-selling drugs he was also responsible for the spate of lawnmower thefts in your area too?<br />JadedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-72957751371919924752014-03-28T11:42:06.691+00:002014-03-28T11:42:06.691+00:00@ Anon 0840: That is just utter mentalist tosh ma...@ Anon 0840: That is just utter mentalist tosh matey! get a grip on reality fer fuck sake.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-42553571181462486162014-03-28T08:40:31.444+00:002014-03-28T08:40:31.444+00:00"...and a prime example of everything wrong w..."...and a prime example of everything wrong with British policing."<br /><br />Plod have always maintained a practical business formula, Anon. The cost of illegal drugs is kept at a premium by selling the evidence back to the dealers. The increased level of crime necessary to support the higher street prices, is simply under-reported. Voilà!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-34609802119010070812014-03-27T16:21:59.891+00:002014-03-27T16:21:59.891+00:00
@Twenty Rothmans: I have a simpler formula:
Chi...<br />@Twenty Rothmans: I have a simpler formula:<br /><br />Chief Inspector Tim Cook = An utter wanker and a prime example of everything wrong with British policing.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-33901667496144477742014-03-27T08:38:19.690+00:002014-03-27T08:38:19.690+00:00@Anonymous
Sans Minimarket on London Road selling ...@Anonymous<br /><i>Sans Minimarket on London Road selling a 20-year-old man a bottle of cider before he joined the group of under-age suspects outside the shop on the evening the incidents took place.<br /><br />Chief Inspector Tim Cook of Kent Police said: "Reasonable steps were not taken to either confirm who the alcohol was going to be supplied to and their ages, or to simply just refuse the sale."</i><br /><br />I hope that Tim is interrogated in a soundproof cell for three days about his intentions every time he buys something alcoholic. Especially a whole bottle of cider.<br /><br /><i>"There is a clear link between the intoxication of these youths and the resultant crime and disorder" said Chief Inspector Cook.</i><br />Yes, they would have otherwise been at fucking choir practice!<br /><br />Chief Inspector Tim Cook's Theorem:<br />C=A+B<br />Therefore:<br />C != B; even if A=0; and <br />C != B + D; even if A=D<br /><br />Cook's Theorem can be applied to many different scenarios, and is graven in stone in police manuals. Consider the following scenarios:<br />a Drunken yobs belt innocent boy<br />b Yobs belt innocent boy<br /><br />As is obvious, scenario b is a logical fallacy, as:<br />Crime = Drunken + Crime<br />By applying Cook's Theorem, we see:<br />Crime != Crime; where Drunken = 0<br /><br />Meanwhile, back at the <b>Sevenoaks Daily Journal of Despair</b><br /><br /><i>"There is a clear link between the intoxication of these youths and the German invasion of Poland in 1939" said Chief Inspector Cook.</i>Twenty_Rothmansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-627081175329856970.post-53604581915256521202014-03-26T13:02:00.921+00:002014-03-26T13:02:00.921+00:00Here we are a t a more local level:
http://www.se...Here we are a t a more local level:<br /><br />http://www.sevenoakschronicle.co.uk/Shop-stripped-licence-sell-booze/story-20830618-detail/story.html<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com