Sunday 4 October 2009

The Mile High Club Ain't What It Used To Be...

Pilots and cabin crew have come to blows on an international flight bound for India, media reports say.

The scuffle is said to have begun as an argument in the plane's cockpit over claims of sexual harassment but spilled into the galley, startling passengers.

One pilot and one air hostess suffered bruises, as punches were thrown.
I guess the captain picked the wrong time to ask if anyone liked films about gladiators..?
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8 comments:

  1. Mr Eugenides4 October 2009 at 13:41

    Joey... have you ever been in an Indian prison?

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  2. Unknown4 October 2009 at 14:10

    WTF do the passengers think is gonna happen when the are asked if they want to visit the cockpit eh? It's a seething den of sexual repression, planes are. lololol.

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  3. Anonymous4 October 2009 at 14:17

    Let's be honest there must some humping going on surely between pilots and air hostesses...or what's the point of becoming a pilot - eh?

    A blow-job whilst flying a plane...ecstasy!

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  4. SteveShark4 October 2009 at 15:21

    "A blow-job whilst flying a plane...ecstasy!"

    Depends who you're giving it to, surely?

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  5. Oldrightie4 October 2009 at 17:00

    "Let's be honest there must some humping going on surely between pilots and air hostesses...or what's the point of becoming a pilot - eh?"

    The joy of handling a jet airliner gets very close to sex!

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  6. JuliaM4 October 2009 at 17:07

    "The joy of handling a jet airliner gets very close to sex!"

    That could explain some of the rough landings I've had...

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  7. Mac the Knife4 October 2009 at 17:10

    "I guess the captain picked the wrong time to ask if anyone liked films about gladiators..?"

    Or if they'd 'ever seen a grown man naked'?

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  8. FireForce4 October 2009 at 22:02

    Once while flying over Ethiopia, (The year bob geldof, spouted feed the world,( and the so called drought area I flew over was green, and there was no poverty then, only government enduced starvation!!!!! As they were transported to the desert areas,,,, since been prooved!
    I was travelling in cattle class at the back, and chatted myself to first class, with several Ethiopian Beauties, and received several??? knee trembling occasions by some four girls, who were more than happy to accommodate....
    The Champagne was good also, But mostly the pilots are pious, or muslim suicide jockies, and not interested in shagging!!!!!

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