Thursday 3 June 2010

In Other News...

'Titanic' director James Cameron has labelled those trying to clean up the BP oil spill 'morons' after he revealed BP turned down his offer of help.
...William Shatner blasted NASA for not taking him seriously with his offer of a fix for the International Space Station

...Michael Bay called the Guatamalan government a 'shower of amateurs' who wouldn't know their asses from a hole in the ground if it opened up and swallowed them...

7 comments:

  1. The world waits for a statement from Bono . . . .

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  2. "Anonymous Umbongo said...

    The world waits for a statement from Bono . . . .

    3 June 2010 18:06"

    Unless it's 'I am a total cock' it'll just be the usual drivel

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  3. Actually, it may surprise you to learn that James Cameron has a rather impressive amount of knowledge and connections in the world of deep-sea submersibles. You can see him talk about it in a bit of detail here: http://d8.allthingsd.com/20100602/d8-video-james-cameron-talks-bp-and-the-complicated-problem/

    Just sayin', like.

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  4. That's some asshole.......

    Sorry, couldn't resist!

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  5. Hmmm...Dancing with Smurfs meets Abyss...anythings possible...

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  6. "..it may surprise you to learn that James Cameron has a rather impressive amount of knowledge and connections in the world of deep-sea submersibles."

    Oh, I don't doubt that. But a more sensible chap would have offered the advice quietly and shrugged ruefully if turned down.

    Only the monumental ego of a Hollywood film director would drive someone to call for a PR person to ensure his displeasure was immeditaly broadcast to a waiting nation!

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  7. What was he going to do, let his imaginary blue kitteh-people sort it out?

    Sure, Cameron may have some expertise with regards to submersibles, but it's a drop in the ocean compared to the expertise owned and developed by BP.

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