Tuesday 7 September 2010

But The Getaway Left A Lot To Be Desired...

Det Insp Cleland told the inquest the burglary using the two stolen quad bikes was 'quite well planned and executed' at the Go Outdoors branch on Newport Road in Cardiff.
They'd have got clean away with it, if it hadn't been for those pesky kids that train...
Cardiff coroner Miss Mary Hassell told their families: 'I'm very sorry for the loss of two such young men.'
Oh, dry your eyes, love. Britain's not exactly short of petty thieves...
at

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous7 September 2010 at 08:14

    That made oi larf that did. How long before they are described as 'lovable rogues'
    Ex Cop

    ReplyDelete
  2. MTG7 September 2010 at 08:15

    How sad and far too late to get this pair back on the rails.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous7 September 2010 at 08:40

    Natural selection...Darwin Award nominees?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Brian, follower of Deornoth7 September 2010 at 08:55

    I think it's terribly, terribly sad. Just think of how much it must have cost to get the dents out of the locomotive.

    ReplyDelete
  5. selsey.steve7 September 2010 at 10:35

    700-ton freight train at 60mph versus quad bike?
    No contest, as we now know!
    Thanks guys. Sorted that question for us all.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Oldrightie7 September 2010 at 11:11

    Norman Tebbit was their hero?

    ReplyDelete
  7. David Gillies8 September 2010 at 08:53

    Brian, never mind that: how much must it have cost the property-owners to clean the chav guts off their stolen property? They are the true victims here.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Angry Exile8 September 2010 at 16:08

    I'd put signs up:

    "Quad bike escape route this way ---> "

    Not my fault if they insist on believing it.

    ReplyDelete