Friday 29 July 2011

Quote Of The Month

This, from Leg-Iron on the new porn-addicts helpline:
The service includes live telephone sessions with trained counsellors and 'accountability' software that monitors online activity and sends a list of viewed x-rated websites to users' therapists.

So they'll know your phone number and internet IP address and they'll get a list of the hottest sites direct from your own browsing history. Log on to Sluts-R-Us and someone will call you to tell you you've been very naughty and must be spanked. You know, I don't think that's going to work very well.
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5 comments:

  1. Captain Haddock29 July 2011 at 10:45

    You probably won't be able to get through to a therapist .. for the queue of Politicians, High Court Judges & Arch Bishops ..

    And any mention of a "free spanking" and they'll be there like flies round dog shit ..

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  2. SBC29 July 2011 at 12:03

    No one can turn a cutting phrase like Leg Iron. DP comes close but Leg Iron's mastery is near complete.

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  3. Paul29 July 2011 at 18:23

    Won't they just put these wankers in a CB 6000 chastity device nstead?

    wv: ruders (LOL!)

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  4. blueknight29 July 2011 at 21:46

    or the queue of Politicians, High Court Judges & Arch Bishops ..

    and ex Home Secretaries' husbands - apparently

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  5. JuliaM30 July 2011 at 05:20

    "No one can turn a cutting phrase like Leg Iron."

    Agreed!

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