Thursday 4 July 2013

Big Crimes…

A benefits cheat from Eltham who fraudulently claimed more than £28,000 of taxpayers’ money has avoided jail.
Gosh! I can’t wait to see the mitigation…
Judge Andrew Lees said: “Benefit fraud is a serious offence. This is money you weren't entitled to. You should have notified the authorities about your change in circumstances. It is a significant amount of money.
“This is usually met with a custodial sentence but I can see from my eyes that you have mobility issues.”
Ah. Well, it seems they are rapidly becoming the excuse du jour…
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7 comments:

  1. Fidel Cuntstruck4 July 2013 at 11:04

    “This is usually met with a custodial sentence but I can see from my eyes that you have mobility issues.”

    Don't get the connection .. were they expecting him to walk to Jail or something?

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  2. Anonymous4 July 2013 at 16:33

    She's probably some fucking enormous zeppelin of a chav - she got off 'cos she's a fat fuck.

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  3. Anonymous4 July 2013 at 18:54

    No doubt she will have to pay back the extra benefits, which were paid for by the rest of us - from her future benefits, which will be paid for by the rest of us - which will mean she will have a financial shortfall so her benefits, which are paid for by.....you get the picture..., will no doubt be increased. The result is that she has learned nothing except the judiciary are blinkered cretins, the social services are social experimenting cretins, the council are beaurocratic cretins and the rest of us, the tax payers, are simply ordinary cretins for allowing this sort of thing to continue. I have found a place which sells old lampposts and am now browsing ebay for piano wire!
    Penseivat

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  4. Joe Public4 July 2013 at 20:44

    Surely, all taxpayers would expect her to have "mobility issues". That's the whole point of a jail sentence.

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  5. JuliaM5 July 2013 at 05:23

    "Don't get the connection .. were they expecting him to walk to Jail or something?"

    :D

    "I have found a place which sells old lampposts and am now browsing ebay for piano wire!"

    They'll have to be sturdy ones.

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  6. Furor Teutonicus6 July 2013 at 07:00

    XX I can see from my eyes XX

    Not from his ears?

    Strange fellow.

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  7. Furor Teutonicus6 July 2013 at 07:30

    XX "I have found a place which sells old lampposts and am now browsing ebay for piano wire!"

    They'll have to be sturdy ones.XX

    Piano wire is too thin. It must be Hawser wire. Ie 1Cm thick or thicker. Thiner that that leads to decapitation instead of strangulation.

    Do not forget to take into account length of drop as compared to weight either. That can also lead to decapitation.

    That would be altogether TOO quick for the bastards.

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