Sunday 18 August 2013

It Explains Some Things, But What I Want To Know Is...



...just how much were the executives who signed up little Tommy Cruise to play man-mountain Jack Reacher smoking?

5 comments:

  1. We knew Hollywood had gone to pot when Robbie Coltrane deceived executives with his 2" lifts to land the Rubeus Hagrid role.

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  2. Certainly explains how he keeps writing the same thing over and over again. Just forgets he's done it before

    I gave up after book 5 I think

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  3. Saw the Tom Cruise version of Jack Reacher and felt that, despite being an action hero - at least, in a movie - he was still too short for the role. It should have gone to the much more appropriate second choice. Ronnie Corbett!
    Penseivat

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  4. They should NEVER make books into films.

    They always end up shite.

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  5. "I gave up after book 5 I think"

    Oh, I've read them all!

    "It should have gone to the much more appropriate second choice. Ronnie Corbett!"

    SNORK!

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