Sunday 1 September 2013

Is That A Chicken Drumstick In Your Pocket..?

…or are you just pleased to see me?
Darryl Ryan, 39, of Tennyson House, Grimsby, admitted handling stolen meat, valued at £30.74, taken from Spar and the Co-operative, on August 4.
Rebecca Dolby, prosecuting, said police searched Ryan after spotting him carrying a bag in Station Road, New Waltham. He had stolen items in his trousers and jacket.
Eeeeewwwww!
Sentence on Ryan, a reformed drug addict, was deferred for three months so he can prove he can stay out of trouble.
Well, good luck with that...
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4 comments:

  1. Twenty_Rothmans1 September 2013 at 09:44

    Straight out of Filthy, Rich and Catflap:
    Richie: Eddie - how did you fit all that meat into your trousers?
    Eddie: That's what all the girls say, Richie!

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  2. Ian Hills1 September 2013 at 10:43

    He'd better go back on his drugs.

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  3. John Pickworth1 September 2013 at 13:46

    Spar and the Co-operative?

    Is this chap real? What's wrong with M&S or Waitrose? If you're going to steal at least go for the good stuff you twit.

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  4. JuliaM3 September 2013 at 06:57

    Well, quite! It's like doing a jewellery heist at H Samuel!

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