Fashion Sense. Always The First Thing To Go....

A man who ram-raided a supermarket clad only in a sheet and a pair of Ugg boots has been jailed for four years.

The judge said Ball had "50 to 60" convictions for theft which dated back to 1990 and had spent a number of "short spells" in jail.

It's almost like those two things are ... related...in some way...