The Automoble - Older Than You Might Think...

A priest who was so irritated to find a car blocking the pavement in front of him that he took revenge by scraping a key along the side has been ordered to pay £200 in compensation to the driver.

Too much 'Father Ted' and not enough studying of scripture, perhaps...

He also shouted that "the police are all protestants" and claimed, after being hauled in front of magistrates, that he was prosecuted because he was wearing a dog collar, adding: "The church had to contend with this for the first 300 years of its existence."

I don't think parking on the pavement has been going on that long, has it?