Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Kipling Was Right...

"WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male."
No wildly slashing, uncoordinated attack either:
Mr Altman added: "She had been the victim of a single stab wound to the chest. The knife that killed her passed through her lung and entered the heart causing shock and massive internal bleeding. Nothing could be done to save her."
And what provoked the fragrant Ms Bennett...? It's the old story (updated for the modern age):
Jurors were told that the row centred on Nathan Davidson, who had fathered a child with Miss Simpson's cousin, Chantelle Campbell.

Miss Bennett was said to be angry with Mr Davidson for going to visit that son while her best friend, Daniele Cooke, was also pregnant by him.

She left a voice message on his phone, which Chantelle heard, jurors were told. It said: "You hear what I am saying, yeah? I am coming to your mum's house so if she's there she's going to get ****** up and so are you."
This must be the chav version of extreme sports. Mr Davidson likes to live dangerously!

2 comments:

  1. Clearly no comment on the human cost here then.or indeed (again) what YOU are going to do to stop such awful things. "Chavs" probably not posh enough for you huh ?

    TT

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  2. "Clearly no comment on the human cost here..."

    Firstly, Total Twat, a comment should be unneccesary for all but the most ignorant, blinkered....

    Ah. I see where you are coming from... ;)

    ""Chavs" probably not posh enough for you huh ?"

    Well, quite....!

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