Sarah Palin's Speech

In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers. And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change.
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I guess that a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organiser', except that you have actual responsibilities.
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I might add that in small towns, we don't quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening, and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren't listening."
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We tend to prefer candidates who don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco.

Nicely done.