Couldn't They Charge Them With Shoplifting...?

I love local newspapers, particularly the online kind. You can usually be guaranteed a 'WTF?' moment at least once a week.

And so it is with the Epping Forest Guardian and their story about the three men convicted of brothel-related crimes:

Williams and Victor initially worked alone but on discovering the women were wary of two black men, they enlisted the help of Gunduz, who is Turkish, Snaresbrook Crown Court heard.

Oh, right. Well, that'd reassure me, I'm sure...