Where Would We Be Without ‘Research’…?

Please tell me he didn’t get a government research grant for this:

Trevor Cox, 42, wants to discover which sounds make us laugh the most and has set up a website to help.

Hmmm, I’d have to say ‘the screams of my victims, Trevor’.

What…? ;)

The acoustics professor, who works at Salford University in Manchester, has a long-running interest in the whoopee cushion and up until recently held the record for having the largest one in the world.

*snigger*