Tuesday, 14 April 2009

"Red lights are flashing around me, good Lord it looks like they found me..."

Sometimes life does imitate 70s pop ballads! Comments are, errr, interesting.

Get ready for a campaign to free the Shoebury One, when he's caught...

2 comments:

  1. Well, if he says he's innocent, then that's good enough for me, what with it being in writing and all.

    I expect he'll be forced to travel the country now (pursued by a relentless and humourless police officer whose only interest is in some sterile, formualic 'justice' being done); chased from pillar to post and unable to settle, but solving local crimes and his brief new acqaintances' marital problems as he goes.

    Maybe he'll get a little dog...

    But seriously folks, this is the best bit of un-joined-up writing I've seen for ages, including the G20 declaration:

    MarkNorton wrote:
    Unfortunatly i am for real. My crime of which i was arrested was for breach of bail(which i did not commit), i would have been interviewed, kept in over night and then remanded into custody. I wasnt going to let this happen, i am still on licence recall to prison and if i had been taken yesterday i would have to have served the other 3years of my previous prison sentance(which i commited when i was 17) i am now 24 and wanted to stay out of trouble.

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  2. "Maybe he'll get a little dog..."Lol! Scriptriters are tapping feverishly away as the story develops, I'm sure... ;)

    "i am now 24 and wanted to stay out of trouble."Well, breaching bail and running around with a gun is exactly how I'd go about that, too...

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