Well, if he says he's innocent, then that's good enough for me, what with it being in writing and all.
I expect he'll be forced to travel the country now (pursued by a relentless and humourless police officer whose only interest is in some sterile, formualic 'justice' being done); chased from pillar to post and unable to settle, but solving local crimes and his brief new acqaintances' marital problems as he goes.
Maybe he'll get a little dog...
But seriously folks, this is the best bit of un-joined-up writing I've seen for ages, including the G20 declaration:
MarkNorton wrote: Unfortunatly i am for real. My crime of which i was arrested was for breach of bail(which i did not commit), i would have been interviewed, kept in over night and then remanded into custody. I wasnt going to let this happen, i am still on licence recall to prison and if i had been taken yesterday i would have to have served the other 3years of my previous prison sentance(which i commited when i was 17) i am now 24 and wanted to stay out of trouble.
Well, if he says he's innocent, then that's good enough for me, what with it being in writing and all.
ReplyDeleteI expect he'll be forced to travel the country now (pursued by a relentless and humourless police officer whose only interest is in some sterile, formualic 'justice' being done); chased from pillar to post and unable to settle, but solving local crimes and his brief new acqaintances' marital problems as he goes.
Maybe he'll get a little dog...
But seriously folks, this is the best bit of un-joined-up writing I've seen for ages, including the G20 declaration:
MarkNorton wrote:
Unfortunatly i am for real. My crime of which i was arrested was for breach of bail(which i did not commit), i would have been interviewed, kept in over night and then remanded into custody. I wasnt going to let this happen, i am still on licence recall to prison and if i had been taken yesterday i would have to have served the other 3years of my previous prison sentance(which i commited when i was 17) i am now 24 and wanted to stay out of trouble.
"Maybe he'll get a little dog..."Lol! Scriptriters are tapping feverishly away as the story develops, I'm sure... ;)
ReplyDelete"i am now 24 and wanted to stay out of trouble."Well, breaching bail and running around with a gun is exactly how I'd go about that, too...