Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Why Don't Tesco....

...just burn militant vegetarians instead?
But animal rights campaign group Viva said many non-meat eaters would be 'horrified' that their houses were being part-powered by out-of-date meat.
They might not produce as much energy, but my, wouldn't the energy they did produce feel so much more virtuous..?

3 comments:

  1. Oh, so snap!

    Do these people have nothing else to worry about?

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  2. Do these people have nothing else to worry about?

    Yeah, me. I've bought Hannibal Lecter's Cook Book, and the vegetablists are all quorn fed - yummy.

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  3. "Do these people have nothing else to worry about?"

    As single-issue pressure group wallahs, probably not...

    "...the vegetablists are all quorn fed - yummy."

    And you don't have to gut them first...!

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