Couples are to be offered marriage guidance counselling for free on the NHS...*speechless*
That, after this, makes me think if we could only hook up the corpse of Nye Bevan with some copper wire and a generator, we could solve all our energy needs, with the rate it must be spinning...
Al Jahom points out that there's a fakecharity waiting in the wings to rub handfuls of taxpayer's cash all over their bodies and giggle with glee.
The pilot arrangements are not so severe, Julia. In what will be a far reaching policy for Nationalised Nuptials, the State has far more details still under wraps.
ReplyDeleteThese include proposals for licensed supervision of all legitimate acts of procreation. A panel of quangos will view these events by CCTV and provide live commentary on efficiency, speed and originality.
Will this be before or after Mum and Dad have been reported to the Relationship Police for bickering outside the schoolgates ?
ReplyDelete"These include proposals for licensed supervision of all legitimate acts of procreation."
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure if they thought they could, they would!
"Will this be before or after Mum and Dad have been reported to the Relationship Police for bickering outside the schoolgates?"
Good point!