A senior council environment health officer and a veterinary advisor from the Food Standards Agency were walking in Sutherland Road, Walthamstow, when they spotted a man unloading filthy meat out of the boot of his car.Mmmmm, yummy!
Closer inspection revealed the meat consisted of lamb fat, old and broken pitta breads and floor sweepings.
The man said he was from an Edmonton kebab shop and the meat was for local takeaways before running off.
Fair enough Julia but I think it is only fair to point out that these kebab makers never take your money without offering a smile.
ReplyDeleteLikewise, well not since being a drunken teenager.
ReplyDeleteGah, you ponces. What doesn't kill you,makes you stronger. Nom nom nom...
ReplyDeleteGo for the Shish or Shawarma, avoid the Doner!
ReplyDelete"...I think it is only fair to point out that these kebab makers never take your money without offering a smile."
ReplyDeleteI can see why!
"What doesn't kill you,makes you stronger. "
They're all yours... ;)
"Go for the Shish or Shawarma, avoid the Doner!"
Shish kebabs never seem to be sold by these shops, though. It always seems to be the 'elephant leg' doner.
God I could murder a large doner with loads of hot sauce right now.
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