Each to his own, Julia. I liked this one from Comet:
Of all the programmes for discerning soilers, I was obliged to ask about the one marked IPCC on a new Eco washer. "That is just for a white wash Sir, it doesn't do anything else".
At least he is explicit and tells us that his hero "runs forward", in case we thought he might run backwards, presumably.
Even so, his hero does not deserve to live long. Any man faced with a pack of wolves who throws away a rifle with two rounds in it, preferring to rely on a short-range and usually innacurate pistol, is likely to turn into wold meat fairly quickly!
Each to his own, Julia. I liked this one from Comet:
ReplyDeleteOf all the programmes for discerning soilers, I was obliged to ask about the one marked IPCC on a new Eco washer. "That is just for a white wash Sir, it doesn't do anything else".
"Literary" stylings?
ReplyDeleteAt least he is explicit and tells us that his hero "runs forward", in case we thought he might run backwards, presumably.
ReplyDeleteEven so, his hero does not deserve to live long. Any man faced with a pack of wolves who throws away a rifle with two rounds in it, preferring to rely on a short-range and usually innacurate pistol, is likely to turn into wold meat fairly quickly!
I hope he doesn't give up the day job.
ReplyDeleteIt might be tricky getting another job at McDonalds...
"At least he is explicit..."
ReplyDeleteLet's hope he doesn't start writing erotica!
"I hope he doesn't give up the day job. "
The way this government is going, I think he'll have that for quite a while...