Hippies are such hypocrites. If they had any stones, they'd stop eating anything that was once alive, die of starvation, and then we could get on with our lives without having to listen to the bollocks these unwashed, dreadlocked assholes whine about. Don't get me wrong - nobody pays them any attention, only it'd be a lot easier to appreciate trees and birds and shit if there weren't some hippy harping on about something nobody gives a fuck about.
Hippies are such hypocrites. If they had any stones, they'd stop eating anything that was once alive, die of starvation, and then we could get on with our lives without having to listen to the bollocks these unwashed, dreadlocked assholes whine about.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong - nobody pays them any attention, only it'd be a lot easier to appreciate trees and birds and shit if there weren't some hippy harping on about something nobody gives a fuck about.
"Hippies are such hypocrites."
ReplyDeleteIndeed! That struck me reading that, when I got to that last line...