Wednesday 24 March 2010

In The Latest Version...

...you can't even see Jesus behind the extra-large KFC Family Bucket, I suppose?
"Supersizing" - a term that became popular in the mid-1990s and describes the ability of McDonalds' customers to increase portion sizes - is often considered a modern phenomenon. But "what we see recently may be just a more noticeable part of a very long trend," said Brian Wansink, a food behaviour scientist at Cornell University who conducted the study with his brother Craig, a professor of religious studies at Virginia Wesleyan College in Norfolk, Virginia.

"We think that as art imitates life, these changes have been reflected in paintings of history's most famous dinner," he added.
Yes, amazingly, there's enough money sloshing around in US universities to employ Brian and his bro to compare the food portion sizes in paintings of the last supper.

Nice work if you can get it, right?
Computer technology allowed the brothers to scan, rotate and calculate images regardless of their orientation in the paintings, judging the size of the portions against the size of the heads of the disciples.
Oh, boy. They spared no expense, did they? Imagine the shame of the computer modeller who had to set that one up.

Presumably, this was for some art project, or somethi...

Oh, FFS!
Details of the study will be published in the April issue of the International Journal of Obesity.
*sigh*
But some questioned the accuracy of the study.
No kidding! Just the accuracy, or the pointlessness of it, too?
The study is "not very meaningful science," said Martin Binks, a behavioural health psychologist and a consultant at Duke University Medical Centre. "We have real life examples of the increase in portion size - all you have to do is look at what's being sold at fast-food restaurants."
Well, yes. But to do that, you have to mingle with real people.

And there's always the danger one of them might ask what you do for a living...

6 comments:

  1. I don't know.

    I'm sure that the last supper was a typical meal for Jesus.

    I'm also sure that even though 1st century AD Israel was a third world country relative to today, the portions are comparable.

    I'm sure that given the detailed literary evidence available about the supper which was written by non witnesses long after the event and rendered as a painting several hundred years later, it's an accurate picture; even allowing artistic licence for the painter who regarded the subject as his lord and master.

    Ye Gads woman, if Dan Brown can get some "hidden truth" out of this painting and make millions doing so, then these con artists deserve the same respect ;-)

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  2. Oddly enough I have a post up along similar lines. By which I mean science that would be laughed at during A-Level.

    Yes, folks - Facebook gives you syphilis.

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  3. M'Dear. you don't seem to have a contact form, so here is another story for the collection:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260253/Teachers-leave-boy-5-tree-health-safety.html

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  4. Computer modelling: indoor work, no heavy lifting, actual data optional, nice work if you can get it ;-) Seriously, I can see the point of computer models for engineering etc but this? You might as well model the increase in bra sizes since the 90s by studying Lara Croft's tits (and if they want to get in touch I believe I still have some useful data from Tomb Raider II).

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  5. just wondering if there is a painting depicting the 'loaves and fishes' story....

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  6. "Ye Gads woman, if Dan Brown can get some "hidden truth" out of this painting and make millions doing so, then these con artists deserve the same respect ;-)"

    I hope their thesis was as entertainingly written as Dan Brown's blockbuster. I rather doubt it was a real page-turner, though... ;)

    "Yes, folks - Facebook gives you syphilis."

    Heh! Yes, saw that on iNewz and thought 'Huh!?'

    "M'Dear. you don't seem to have a contact form, so here is another story for the collection"

    Cheers! That one's a real winner!

    "just wondering if there is a painting depicting the 'loaves and fishes' story...."

    I expect the Fisheries Commission will be looking into declining catch sizes if there is...!

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