Thursday, 13 May 2010

If The BBC Plans To Remake 'Are You Being Served?'...

...they may find they need to show it after the watershed:
A 'flamboyant' menswear assistant was repeatedly stabbed by a fellow salesman after a row broke out on the shop floor.
Yikes!

9 comments:

  1. But is Mrs Slocombe's pussy still dripping wet?

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  2. Since the aggressor is 20, this will doubtless be filed alongside all the other Manchester knife crime statistics despite its somewhat, er, unconventional nature.

    Yet again I stand in awe of your consistently valiant exposure of society's underbelly; 'Ambush Predator - expresses outrage so you don't have to'.

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  3. @RantinRab: LOL!

    @MacHeath: Sadly, blogging the iniquities of UK society will be light for the next few days, as my router has blown a fuse! Luckily I have a few posts queued up, and there's always the iPhone...

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  4. Appalling.

    The notion of a remake, I mean.

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  5. You must admit that Wendy Richards was hot when she was younger, surely?

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  6. MacHeath

    You want society's underbelly (Manchester edition)?

    I'm going to express my outrage now by banging my head repeatedly against the wall

    http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1238537_anger_as_vigilante_who_fired_bb_gun_at_attackers_is_jailed

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  7. @staybryte: *sigh* Sorting out the judiciary & prison service is going to be a long, long job...

    @Stabby: LOL!

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  8. It just won't be funny. The whole show was based around smutty and insulting innuendos!

    It won't work. The old series were made for people who actually had a sense of humour and didn't cry every time someone said something sensitive about them.

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