Friday, 18 June 2010

Two Words: Camera. Idiot.

Farmer Ross Armour, 41, said he had lost about 50 to 60 lambs this year without a trace.

He said: “We see black cats all the time. They come along the road. We don't know if there is one or two.

“They're quite big - dog-sized - and they're nicking all our sheep we think."
*sigh*
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18 comments:

  1. Anonymous18 June 2010 at 14:00

    Two more words;

    Claim. Bent.

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  2. Mrs Rigby18 June 2010 at 14:35

    No two-legged lamb thieves in the area then?

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  3. RantinRab18 June 2010 at 17:35

    Is the farm near Aberdeen? Could be a victim of a peadophile ring...

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  4. g1lgam3sh18 June 2010 at 18:08

    Ross Armour?

    What use was that when the pik...rustlers came calling.



    W/v undis...pants down

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  5. microdave18 June 2010 at 18:37

    "and they're nicking all our sheep we think."
    - WE THINK????? In other words you don't actually know....

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  6. subrosa18 June 2010 at 19:24

    A sigh from me too.

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  7. Angry Exile18 June 2010 at 19:38

    Sticking up for your fellow ambush predators, Julia?

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  8. Furor Teutonicus18 June 2010 at 19:45

    I saw a hedgehog in my garden last night.

    Do you think the press will be interested?

    It was RIGHT noisy....! Probably had a higher I.Q than a journalist as well.

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  9. Furor Teutonicus18 June 2010 at 19:48

    Verdammte Eier, Pflaumen, u.s.w.

    Google schon wieder.

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  10. Furor Teutonicus18 June 2010 at 19:50

    Off course, you measure the I.Q of journalists in microns. So how would we ever know?

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  11. Gordon the Fence Post Tortoise18 June 2010 at 21:52

    Eargh... Gannett Media / Newsquest, the owners of said rag are perpetrating almost identical stuff the length of the land. It seems corporate policy....


    Really, they must have a template for it that the twerps can copy n paste.

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  12. SadButMadLad18 June 2010 at 23:18

    With a trace?

    So no evidence to prove it then. Not even blood stains? Records of the number of ewes who were pregrant not tallying up with the number of lambs gamboling around the field?

    Back up the claims or you're lying and just angling for publicity and money.

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  13. g1lgam3sh19 June 2010 at 00:34

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo&feature=player_embedded#

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  14. Anonymous19 June 2010 at 01:49

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6N-O6A1ss

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  15. JuliaM19 June 2010 at 05:47

    "Two more words;

    Claim. Bent."

    It'll be interesting to see if he has indeed claimed...

    "No two-legged lamb thieves in the area then?"

    Clearly, there must be no kebab shops in the area!

    "Sticking up for your fellow ambush predators, Julia?"

    :D

    "Probably had a higher I.Q than a journalist as well."

    Almost certainly did. And a nicer personality too, as well as being a lot more useful to society.

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  16. JuliaM19 June 2010 at 05:50

    "It seems corporate policy...."

    Used to be, these stories would arise in 'silly season', i.e. summer. Now, they seem to occur all year round.

    "So no evidence to prove it then. Not even blood stains? Records of the number of ewes who were pregrant not tallying up with the number of lambs gamboling around the field?"

    I wonder, if that sea eagle reintroduction in England had gone ahead after all, how much they'd have had to set aside for compensation?

    And how huge an appetite we'd have all been encouraged to believe a bird had!

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  17. Chuckles19 June 2010 at 08:45

    The silence of the lambs? Must be a deeper story in there somewhere?

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  18. Furor Teutonicus19 June 2010 at 09:21

    XX Chuckles said...

    The silence of the lambs? XX

    Shurrup Ewes lot?

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