A woman in New Jersey who invented a carjacking to hide the fact that she had been having sex in her car also invented the fact that she had been having sex in her car, police say.Why the constant lies? Well...
What actually happened, according to authorities, is that the woman - identified as 23-year-old Sarah Blasse of Vineland, NJ - and her boyfriend had stolen a laptop from another car, and were fleeing police when they crashed into the tree.I'm shocked, shocked, to find that criminality was at the heart of it all...
H/T Mark Wadsworth, via email.
I can't wait to find out what she was really doing, I mean we all know the fleeing police business is just a cover story, surely?
ReplyDeleteIf you happen to be blasé by name, why not?
ReplyDeleteOh Melvin, I wish I'd said that!
ReplyDeleteThey must be Nigerians, a race who couldn't tell the truth if their lives depended on it!
ReplyDeleteEveryone has a little crim inside.
ReplyDeleteEveryone has a little crim inside.
ReplyDeleteAlthough was lying when she said she did
"...we all know the fleeing police business is just a cover story, surely?"
ReplyDelete:D
"If you happen to be blasé by name, why not?"
/applause
"Although was lying when she said she did"
*chuckle*
Would they face charges over here if they were police officers? As in Mr. Tomlinson died of a heart attack, oops no, that was just the view of a bent doctor, it was really because one of our offices struck him with a baton and hurled him to the ground. The CPS decision is due today.
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