Helpful Tips For Ecoloons…

Tip One: If you are going to put up professional-looking posters around town to protest the council’s (completely predictable) perfidy, then it’s best to run them through spellcheck first, to avoid the appearance of being illiterate hippies:



Tip Two: If you are going to send your minions out to tie yellow ribbons around remaining trees, then some form of helpful guide might be welcome, in case your minions are morons.

For instance, this is a tree:



And this is not a tree. It's a lamp post:



This has been a public service announcement.