Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Signs That The War On Drugs Is Failing…

A woman says she fears for the safety of small children after a fox attempted to snatch a bag of pills from her hands as she walked along the street.
Ruthless, strung-out junkie foxes. Undoubtedly brought up in a single-vixen den…
Mrs Buckingham said: “I have never been afraid of any animal with four legs, but that put the fear of God in me.”
Well, quite! Would you like to swap places with the people of Churchill, Mrs Buckingham?
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10 comments:

  1. Bill30 November 2010 at 13:07

    She needs to get in with a herd of cows and calves now and again and she would soon learn to fear every animal on four legs.

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  2. Anonymous30 November 2010 at 13:18

    The worst ones are the foxes strung out on PCP (Angel Dust) I put 5 rounds in to one from my M4 and he kept coming

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  3. James Higham30 November 2010 at 14:29

    Best get the vixen squad onto that one.

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  4. Anonymous30 November 2010 at 15:10

    My cat can have a fox ,wimp.

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  5. Pavlov's Cat30 November 2010 at 18:52

    I'm sure it was the Crack Fox

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  6. Mark Wadsworth30 November 2010 at 20:00

    If she's really hard, she'd take her dog for a walk through a field of cows with calves.

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  7. Bucko30 November 2010 at 20:41

    "Single vixen den" - Inspired.
    She'd be afraid if a heffalump tried to make off with her cream bun.

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  8. Anonymous1 December 2010 at 01:14

    I'd have followed the fox back to the ferrets and weasels up at Toad Hall and nicked the lot of them.

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  9. JuliaM1 December 2010 at 08:27

    "She needs to get in with a herd of cows and calves now and again and she would soon learn to fear every animal on four legs."

    Quite!

    "I'm sure it was the Crack Fox"

    :D

    "I'd have followed the fox back to the ferrets and weasels up at Toad Hall and nicked the lot of them."

    Is that a typo? Didn't you mean 'Town Hall'..? ;)

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  10. Anonymous1 December 2010 at 09:29

    LOL - same place round here.

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